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    The woman sounds like an incredible jerk, but I like how she also promised that if Zoe Saldana came to her front door, she would get her in a headlock and force feed her moon pies until she was at least a size 0.

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    what kind of an asshole would do something like this to kids on Halloween.
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    It's probably this broad:



    what's your excuse, you little fat fucks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    I don't have a problem with fat kids trick or treating. Mine's with the teenagers that have beards to go out trick or treating. They get those nasty peanut butter candies in the orange and black wrapper!
    I love that shit!
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    Freak.
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    What are these hideous peanut butter things of which you speak? I must have some for tomorrow night.

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    I don't think they even taste like peanut butter, more like poisoned molasses and child abuse.

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    Yes, you explained them perfectly greys.
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    OH yesssss....mwahhahaha I remember these. They'd get stuck in my teeth with that hideous dirty underwear flavor. LOL

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    Trick or treat is making its insidious way into Aussie culture now so I fully expect groups of kids in half-assed costumes to be knocking on the door. Plus a few giggling teenagers who need to grow the fuck up. I bought a big bag of "body part" candy at Costco which I will generously distribute so the little petals can go hyper psycho on the colourings, sugar and additives and keep their parents up until 3am. It's a treat AND a trick. HahHhahaaa.
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    I love when the kids come to the door. I miss most of it since I take my daughter out. I'll be happy when she can go off with her friends and I can stay home and see the littles.

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    You know, I was thinking about this, and this woman is a real idiot. If you stop and think about it, the one good thing about Halloween is that it gets the kids up off the couch and walking through the neighborhood. So it's the one night that cancels out the junk. Hmmmm I wish I could find a way to send this to her.

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    I always avoided those stale ass strawberry candies like the plague. I had several houses on my Halloween haunt list that would give out those stupid things.



    I always felt gypped when I got these peanut butter striped candies too.

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