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Thread: Woman goes for leg operation, gets new anus instead

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    Hope she's not an actor.
    "Break an anus."
    "Shut up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    Hope she's not an actor.
    "Break an anus."
    "Shut up."



    That sucks ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dolem View Post
    I think there's quite a difference between a new vag. and a new anus.

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    what, an inch or two?
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    Well, I hope they cleaned that new ass and aired it out before they gave it to her. Nothing worse than a new ass that already smells like shit.

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    Well, even if I managed to keep a straight face while reading the story, the comments in this thread would make anyone, er, crack up.
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    I bet she's got a mighty stinging ring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quazar View Post



    That sucks ass.
    No, That sucks LEG.
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    ^^ My thoughts exactly!

    "Give me an ass up."

    Doing the splits would be an extremely painful experience, I imagine.

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    Leg-hat?

    Kick leg!

    "Legscuse me. I'd like to leg you a few legstions." I wonder if anyone will get that...
    Last edited by Eli; March 20th, 2008 at 03:43 AM.
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    You guys are terrible.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    omg i would be so pissed! id be shittin' bricks yo!

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    Doc: (after patient wakes up from operation) "Hey, there. How are you feeling?"

    Patient: "My leg feel fine, but my ass is killin' me!"

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    Funniest thread replies ever!!

    I wonder if they'll let her keep the old one.

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    Her bumhole is now honeymoon fresh
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    This must be the first documented 'drive-by ass-ing.'

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    Best thread ever.
    Last edited by MentalNotes; May 9th, 2013 at 01:53 PM.

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