Gross, put it away. You could dress beautifully but you gotta be Miss Granny Panty Whore.
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
This is why I use print out directions from Mapquest instead of using my GPS. Although even MQ fucks up from time to time.
My GPS once told me that I had reached my destination while still driving on the New Jersey turnpike - and nowhere near my destination. I now use the GPS on my iPhone. So far, so good.
Awwww, this reminds of my grandmother, I worry but I know the day is coming that we will need to make other transportation arrangements for her and she is not going to like it.
My boss makes fun of my "not so smart" phone because it's a blackberry and I don't use it for maps, I always print out my directions and study them repeatedly before I go anywhere.
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
Gps are not to be trusted for directions. I always do the study the directions before I leave method. Google maps is usually pretty updated and accurate.
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
Possibly died from laughing their ass off? What an eejit.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
I print out my directions before I leave too, or I just look them up and copy them over to the notebook I always carry with me.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
I'm wondering if she's showing early memory loss or impairment? Being that distracted takes talent, I'm known to live in my own little world but this is extreme. Hope her son discusses it with her doctor yikes!
^ i loved that movie. i have this thing for Richard Farnsworth, i just adored him.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
Sure, she crossed the border between sanity and dementia.
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
-- Stephen Hawking
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