I'm struggling to see how this "RELATED: BRITISH MAN SPARED JAIL AFTER BEING CAUGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH COW, SHEEP". is actually related.
The closest I can come to explaining that connection is that the original story took place in Jersey.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
With a Jersey cow?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
-- Stephen Hawking
I bet it was her middle finger that got chewed off.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
i can't believe the biter went shopping AFTER biting off the finger in the parking lot! bitch is loco! after committing a crime, you LEAVE immediately! duh.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(ē_ē)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
^Yep, and I don't think they have cameras in their parking lots. The biter would have gotten away. If they do, I sure hope they have footage of the lady getting attacked.
Anyhoo, I like the Cherry Hill mall
"Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"
That's terrible, I hope the victim will be able to finger her attacker.
'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'
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