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    Quote Originally Posted by manningmsj View Post
    Someone once told me human teeth are strong enough to bite off fingers, but our pain sensors prevent us from applying the pressure. This is why I never eat finger foods.
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    Thats so sad for you. Most of us old enough to walk and talk can eat without biting off our appendages.
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    I'm struggling to see how this "RELATED: BRITISH MAN SPARED JAIL AFTER BEING CAUGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH COW, SHEEP". is actually related.

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    The closest I can come to explaining that connection is that the original story took place in Jersey.
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    With a Jersey cow?

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    I bet it was her middle finger that got chewed off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    I'm struggling to see how this "RELATED: BRITISH MAN SPARED JAIL AFTER BEING CAUGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH COW, SHEEP". is actually related.
    Maybe he was trying to finger the cow/sheep.
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    i can't believe the biter went shopping AFTER biting off the finger in the parking lot! bitch is loco! after committing a crime, you LEAVE immediately! duh.
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    ^Yep, and I don't think they have cameras in their parking lots. The biter would have gotten away. If they do, I sure hope they have footage of the lady getting attacked.
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    That's terrible, I hope the victim will be able to finger her attacker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Biting off fingers?

    It's much less messy to let them steal the spot and wait for them to get out of their car, then key the shit out of it.
    Vouch. I won't go into detail, as it is something I'm not proud of, but I've gone there.
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