Good luck getting a cat to do anything let alone join in on your sexcapades. - Air Quotes
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Just ran across this news video of her. I love how she thinks she's eating healthily. Not entirely safe for work. Some highly unappealing nudity.
"I feel like the red carpet question 'who are you wearing?' has Texas Chainsaw undertones." -- Richard Ayoade
She's totally deluded. At 1000 lbs. she won't be able to move. It seems to be a challenge even at her current weight.
Wow. Her stomach leaves me at a loss.
That's just disgusting. Period.
Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja
There are no words..
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I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark
That poor,poor darling little girl. She obviously loves her mama and that woman will die. Talk about digging your own grave with your teeth!
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
OMG. Well too bad Im only skinny fat, but I CAN clap without using my hands.
*off to fire up the webcam
this thread was so enlightening
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
She probably thinks we're all bitter, jealous, skinnies.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
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