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    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    X-tina, she was born to be a fat waitress.
    Whoa! A singing fat waitress!
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    I think we're on to something here.

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    They're both jackasses, but he's worse for his not so clever tip. I've not left tips before, when the service was exceptionally shitty, but I generally tell the manager or hostess why on my way out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Whoa! A singing fat waitress!

    aka, the next CBS mid-season replacement
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    So we're letting McJag's "WTF" go uncommented upon? Pique indeed.
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    According to the story he stole the money from the tip jar! That is a true douche and criminal! And loose some weight? Good grief, she is a server not a fucking verbal punching bag for idiots. Fuck this stupid idiot. I hope the restaurant finds him so they can prosecute.

    Having said all that, one of the comments in the Fail Article claims it was a viral hoax for the restaurant. Not sourced of course.

    Forgot to add, if you get bad service and want to not tip, tell the manager why, so they can rectify the situation.

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    if she hasn't already, bitch is going to lose her job for this. i just know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    So we're letting McJag's "WTF" go uncommented upon? Pique indeed.
    I saw that too but I thought I'd leave it alone, I most definitely clutched my pearls and in the process knocked over a pot of elbow cream! McJag, I think the internet is a bad influence on you!

    I'm really liking this drunk fat singing waitress sitcom idea, I would watch it.
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    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    A: Keep the tip.
    I just threw up in my mouth a little. Your jokes get worse!!

    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Whoa! A singing fat waitress!
    Kirstie Alley could co-star as her washed-up old hag of a mentor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Whoa! A singing fat waitress!
    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    I think we're on to something here.
    I guess no ones heard of Burlesque?

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    I'm thinking 24 hour greasy spoon.
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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    I guess no ones heard of Burlesque?
    Are you one of the 87 people who saw it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    So we're letting McJag's "WTF" go uncommented upon? Pique indeed.
    Why, I declare. That meant worse than failure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Why, I declare. That meant worse than failure.
    Yeah well I convinced my six year old it means "where's the fire" and "wow that's funny" after seeing him do drawings of stickmen flying through the sky and cliffs and flames and what not with "WTF" written all over it... I imagine the stickman saying "I"m upside down on a rocket, what the fuck!?!?!? I'm flying off a cliff and my helicopter is exploding, what the fuck!?!?!?!?" The drawing has since disappeared and is framed in my sister's office.
    Posted from my iPhone
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    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    I guess no ones heard of Burlesque?
    Yeah but X-tina wasn't fat in that one. And see how well *that* turned out. The Fat Waitress show, on the otherhand, is guaranteed to be a smash hit. I'm also liking the Kirstie Alley as mentor idea.

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