Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 39
Like Tree36Likes

Thread: Teens drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk

  1. #16
    Gold Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    915

    Default

    Great, yet another thing they'll put "behind the counter" because a small bunch of fuck-ups abuse them.

    I better get my butt to Bath & Body Works to stock up on my mini-hand sanitizers before these nutbags hoard them all.

  2. #17
    Elite Member sputnik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    fellow traveller
    Posts
    51,113

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    and the toothpaste dinner mints from that other thread!
    that thread was the saddest thing in the world. well, second to the lonely whale thread.
    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

  3. #18
    Elite Member greysfang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Burning Down Your Windmill
    Posts
    49,359

    Default

    Distilling hooch from hand sanitizer? And they say our kids are failing science.
    KrisNine, dexter7, *DIVA! and 1 others like this.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

    http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic4098_9.gif Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  4. #19
    Elite Member nancydrew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    In the black kid's pants
    Posts
    6,148

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    What - lock up your hand sanitizer in the booze cabinet?

    And here I thought teaching your children that drinking poison will fucking um duh, POISON them would be enough. I weep for our future, these are the people that will be taking care of us when we are old.
    (276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
    OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus

  5. #20
    Elite Member angelais's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Jon Hamm's pants
    Posts
    12,751

    Default

    How stupid are these kids? Why don't they just steal their parent's scotch like I did as a teen. There has to be safer ways to get drunk.
    Seth82, shedevilang and Sojiita like this.
    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja

  6. #21
    Elite Member Kathie_Moffett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    just another freak in the freak kingdom
    Posts
    6,956

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    My husband says quit saving these kids if they're that stupid. (i.e. George Carlin: "the kid who ate too many marbles didn't grow up to have any kids of his own!")

    I notice, no marijuana on that list. Imagine that.
    Yup, this thread makes me miss George Carlin. Again.

    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    How stupid are these kids? Why don't they just steal their parent's scotch like I did as a teen. There has to be safer ways to get drunk.
    I know right, what ever happened to Everclear and Jolt on the rocks, man?

    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    And here I thought teaching your children that drinking poison will fucking um duh, POISON them would be enough. I weep for our future, these are the people that will be taking care of us when we are old.
    Nah, they won't. The kids who were not smart enough to go to Harvard, yet too smart to do this shit, will be the ones taking care of us. The surviving sanitizer-snorters will be out back behind the dumpsters, trying to distill a lethal recreational beverage from the stolen contents of our bedpans.
    Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
    I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.
    -George Carlin

  7. #22
    Elite Member Nevan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    2,100

    Default

    Seriously?

    My 8-year-old has several bottles of this in varying colors of hook-on-book bag plastic jelly-like containers. It's all the rage at our local grade school. We also keep a large pump bottle in my vehicle. Should I confiscate them all now? JC!!

  8. #23
    Super Moderator twitchy2.0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Milliways
    Posts
    53,847

    Default

    Sorry to break it to you Nevan but your child is a drunkard.

    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

    -- Stephen Hawking

  9. #24
    Elite Member lurkur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    5,340

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    Seriously?

    My 8-year-old has several bottles of this in varying colors of hook-on-book bag plastic jelly-like containers. It's all the rage at our local grade school. We also keep a large pump bottle in my vehicle. Should I confiscate them all now? JC!!
    Rehab!
    If being cunty is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

  10. #25
    Elite Member MohandasKGanja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Wherever my kids are
    Posts
    24,817

    Default

    Just found these recipes:

    Gleaming Orgasm:

    2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    1 1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Irish Cream non-dairy creamer
    1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Kahlua non-dairy creamer


    Alabama Sana:
    1/2 oz almond flavoring
    1 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    1 splash orange juice
    1 splash sweet and sour mix

    Germ Eraser:
    2 oz Starbucks dark frappucino
    2 oz tonic water
    2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer

  11. #26
    Elite Member KrisNine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Sleepy night night land
    Posts
    22,369

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    How stupid are these kids? Why don't they just steal their parent's scotch like I did as a teen. There has to be safer ways to get drunk.
    Same here. I think my parents had the most watered down liquor on the block.

    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Just found these recipes:

    Gleaming Orgasm:

    2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    1 1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Irish Cream non-dairy creamer
    1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Kahlua non-dairy creamer


    Alabama Sana:
    1/2 oz almond flavoring
    1 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    1 splash orange juice
    1 splash sweet and sour mix

    Germ Eraser:
    2 oz Starbucks dark frappucino
    2 oz tonic water
    2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    Ok, I'm tired this morning and gullible, so are these real???

  12. #27
    Elite Member MohandasKGanja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Wherever my kids are
    Posts
    24,817

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Same here. I think my parents had the most watered down liquor on the block.



    Ok, I'm tired this morning and gullible, so are these real???
    Now that I have a blender in my office they are.
    OrangeSlice likes this.

  13. #28
    Elite Member sluce's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Top Secret Spy for Leann Rimes
    Posts
    37,330

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Just found these recipes:

    Gleaming Orgasm:

    2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    1 1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Irish Cream non-dairy creamer
    1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Kahlua non-dairy creamer


    Alabama Sana:
    1/2 oz almond flavoring
    1 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    1 splash orange juice
    1 splash sweet and sour mix

    Germ Eraser:
    2 oz Starbucks dark frappucino
    2 oz tonic water
    2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
    See these kids are smart and creative!
    greysfang likes this.
    You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl

  14. #29
    Elite Member Nevan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    2,100

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Sorry to break it to you Nevan but your child is a drunkard.
    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    Rehab!
    LMAO!! I was just happy he was getting his hands semi-clean at school. You know how dirty, sticky and yucky little boys' hands are at that age!

  15. #30
    Elite Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    4,546

    Default

    Sweet baby jesus, what is wrong with kids these days? I mean really, facking hand sanitizer. Back when I was in H.S., you could find 20 kids that either sold pot, or had an older sibling that would buy real booze for you.

    Fucking idiots.
    Sojiita likes this.

Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 3
    Last Post: October 8th, 2010, 04:18 PM
  2. Replies: 84
    Last Post: May 2nd, 2009, 02:24 AM
  3. First Bush-Obama meeting: hard feelings and hand sanitizer
    By twitchy2.0 in forum U.S. Politics and Issues
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: November 9th, 2008, 11:53 PM
  4. Replies: 8
    Last Post: May 11th, 2007, 12:21 PM
  5. Finally! The Drunk Tara Reid is Drinking Again
    By greysfang in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: October 13th, 2006, 12:14 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •