Teens drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk

[lizzybabe]

Great, yet another thing they'll put "behind the counter" because a small bunch of fuck-ups abuse them.

I better get my butt to Bath & Body Works to stock up on my mini-hand sanitizers before these nutbags hoard them all.

[sputnik]

and the toothpaste dinner mints from that other thread!

that thread was the saddest thing in the world. well, second to the lonely whale thread.

[greysfang]

Distilling hooch from hand sanitizer? And they say our kids are failing science.

[nancydrew]

What - lock up your hand sanitizer in the booze cabinet?

And here I thought teaching your children that drinking poison will fucking um duh, POISON them would be enough. I weep for our future, these are the people that will be taking care of us when we are old.

[angelais]

How stupid are these kids? Why don't they just steal their parent's scotch like I did as a teen. There has to be safer ways to get drunk.

[Kathie_Moffett]

My husband says quit saving these kids if they're that stupid. (i.e. George Carlin: "the kid who ate too many marbles didn't grow up to have any kids of his own!")

I notice, no marijuana on that list. Imagine that.

Yup, this thread makes me miss George Carlin. Again.

How stupid are these kids? Why don't they just steal their parent's scotch like I did as a teen. There has to be safer ways to get drunk.

I know right, what ever happened to Everclear and Jolt on the rocks, man?

And here I thought teaching your children that drinking poison will fucking um duh, POISON them would be enough. I weep for our future, these are the people that will be taking care of us when we are old.

Nah, they won't. The kids who were not smart enough to go to Harvard, yet too smart to do this shit, will be the ones taking care of us. The surviving sanitizer-snorters will be out back behind the dumpsters, trying to distill a lethal recreational beverage from the stolen contents of our bedpans.

[Nevan]

Seriously?

My 8-year-old has several bottles of this in varying colors of hook-on-book bag plastic jelly-like containers. It's all the rage at our local grade school. We also keep a large pump bottle in my vehicle. Should I confiscate them all now? JC!!

[twitchy2.0]

Sorry to break it to you Nevan but your child is a drunkard.

[lurkur]

Seriously?

My 8-year-old has several bottles of this in varying colors of hook-on-book bag plastic jelly-like containers. It's all the rage at our local grade school. We also keep a large pump bottle in my vehicle. Should I confiscate them all now? JC!!

Rehab!

[MohandasKGanja]

Just found these recipes:

Gleaming Orgasm:

2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
1 1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Irish Cream non-dairy creamer
1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Kahlua non-dairy creamer


Alabama Sana:
1/2 oz almond flavoring
1 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
1 splash orange juice
1 splash sweet and sour mix

Germ Eraser:
2 oz Starbucks dark frappucino
2 oz tonic water
2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer

[KrisNine]

How stupid are these kids? Why don't they just steal their parent's scotch like I did as a teen. There has to be safer ways to get drunk.

Same here. I think my parents had the most watered down liquor on the block.

Just found these recipes:

Gleaming Orgasm:

2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
1 1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Irish Cream non-dairy creamer
1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Kahlua non-dairy creamer


Alabama Sana:
1/2 oz almond flavoring
1 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
1 splash orange juice
1 splash sweet and sour mix

Germ Eraser:
2 oz Starbucks dark frappucino
2 oz tonic water
2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer

Ok, I'm tired this morning and gullible, so are these real???

[MohandasKGanja]

Same here. I think my parents had the most watered down liquor on the block.



Ok, I'm tired this morning and gullible, so are these real???

Now that I have a blender in my office they are.

[sluce]

Just found these recipes:

Gleaming Orgasm:

2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
1 1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Irish Cream non-dairy creamer
1/2 oz Coffee-Mate Kahlua non-dairy creamer


Alabama Sana:
1/2 oz almond flavoring
1 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer
1 splash orange juice
1 splash sweet and sour mix

Germ Eraser:
2 oz Starbucks dark frappucino
2 oz tonic water
2 oz Purell Hand Sanitizer

See these kids are smart and creative!

[Nevan]

Sorry to break it to you Nevan but your child is a drunkard.

Rehab!

LMAO!! I was just happy he was getting his hands semi-clean at school. You know how dirty, sticky and yucky little boys' hands are at that age!

[BoogsBun]

Sweet baby jesus, what is wrong with kids these days? I mean really, facking hand sanitizer. Back when I was in H.S., you could find 20 kids that either sold pot, or had an older sibling that would buy real booze for you.

Fucking idiots.