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    True. And a 15 year old calling and requesting to go to a 'Christian' shelter tells me what I need to know about the kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    "911 What's your emergency?"

    "I need to go to a Christian children's shelter because my mom is an adulterous whore."

    "whaa..?"

    "Sex OUTSIDE marriage! I can hear them!" *sobs*
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    True. And a 15 year old calling and requesting to go to a 'Christian' shelter tells me what I need to know about the kid.
    There's probably a boy at the Christian shelter and she wasn't going to let Mom get some if she couldn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    A regular Saturday night at Twitchy's?
    None of us have ever called 911 on anyone besides the neigbours and that awful drunk woman from the next road over.

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    Were they having really loud sex?
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    Growing on our property and dealing out of their house. I didn't want someone to get the wrong driveway and end up at our house. I even told them to grow somewhere else and I wouldn't give a damn. You might find this hard to believe, but I can be intimidating if I have to. They're all motorcycle gang related in this area. Wanna be tough guys.

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    Did you bust out the Twitchylinks? That'll bring a badass biker to his knees.
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    When my 23 year old daughter moved back in with me, I told her straight up that my boyfriend and I are very loud. I let her know when he's spending the night and she stays with a friend.
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    It's akward/embarassing to hear parents having sex, but calling the police is over the top.

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    It was 4.00 am, I doubt the mother was doing it intentionally so the kid would hear. She probably thought that would be the safest time, when Prudette was in a nice deep sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    It was 4.00 am, I doubt the mother was doing it intentionally so the kid would hear. She probably thought that would be the safest time, when Prudette was in a nice deep sleep.
    next time she'll give her little dumb ass some baby Valium
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    As a kid, my dad's bedroom shared a wall with his parents' in their small house. He once heard his parents having sex and his mother saying loudly to his dad, "Are you finished yet?"
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    There's an epic old thread here about overhearing/seeing parents having sex. I'll try to find it. If you're a parent and have kids in the house then to spare their blushes, and yours, you learn to tone it down unless you want to prove to your teen bitches that you've still Got It.

    I'm faced with the opposite dilemma of maybe hearing my (now adult and legal) kids having sex. I think ear plugs are probably the answer.
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    Lol at this thread. My kids are young- 4 and a half and 18 months, so they don't know about sex, but we try to be quiet because their room is just down the hall. My oldest walked in on us about a month ago since we leave the door cracked at night in case she needs us. The lights were dimmed a little, but she just stood there and said "Dad, I need some water." She didn't even notice what was going on or ask why we didn't have pjs on. It was kind of funny to me.

    We agreed that we need to start locking the door when we do the deed now.

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