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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I do always like setting a 7 minute countdown when I get a dick in the mouth. If the alarm sounds I apologise profusely, quietly grab my stuff and leave.
    This has gotten easier to do with the alarms built right in to our cell phones now.

    However, stop apologizing. Set a 2 minute warning alarm, when it sounds give the owner the side eye, and then quit that bitch at precisely 7 minutes. Selfish sob trying to keep your mouth full all night.

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    We've actually installed a timed trapdoor at the foot of the bed. Once 7 mins is up, trapdoor is sprung and its a long drop. I've found it to be a great motivator.

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    Who says you should be done in 7 minutes flat? Sometimes the fun is seeing how long you can string it out without letting them go. They may call you everything under the sun at the time but they certainly thank you afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Who says you should be done in 7 minutes flat? Sometimes the fun is seeing how long you can string it out without letting them go. They may call you everything under the sun at the time but they certainly thank you afterwards.
    A-fucking-men!!!!
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    I play the Jeopardy music when I blow Mr Witch. He has to finish before it ends or he loses all his money.
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    I bet he lost all his money about three seconds after he met you
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    If we could have a video of Michael Shannon reading this life would be complete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I play the Jeopardy music when I blow Mr Witch. He has to finish before it ends or he loses all his money.
    Quote Originally Posted by misrule View Post
    We've actually installed a timed trapdoor at the foot of the bed. Once 7 mins is up, trapdoor is sprung and its a long drop. I've found it to be a great motivator.
    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    This has gotten easier to do with the alarms built right in to our cell phones now.

    However, stop apologizing. Set a 2 minute warning alarm, when it sounds give the owner the side eye, and then quit that bitch at precisely 7 minutes. Selfish sob trying to keep your mouth full all night.
    This kind of pressure isn't helpful!!!

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    Based on the reference to "the square," the school is probably either Texas State or Ole Miss. But I tend to think this was written by a guy or just a total hoax made up by TSM. What's the point of publishing it if they redact the name of the author, the school, and the sorority? "Supposedly, someone, somewhere wrote this letter!"

    And, if this really had been distributed, why hasn't anyone come forward and revealed the author?Someone would have said something by now if it were real. Honestly, it reads like something that a pissed off ex-boyfriend may have written in an attempt to embarrass the "author," and then submitted to TSM hoping it would become news.

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    ^ or Harvard.
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    For such an educated person, she sucks that much peter without condoms? WOW. STD alert. Hell to the no.
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    She probably double dips and shares chopsticks too.
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    Just to clarify, are you talking sushi or anal sex there Kitty?
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    I bet he lost all his money about three seconds after he met you
    And deservedly so.
    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    This kind of pressure isn't helpful!!!
    Hahahaha! Better than cumming in your pants before the first act starts....
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    FWIW...I would have been Sorority QUEEN, if A: they had queens and B: dick sucking was an attribute.

    I have been told many, MANY times, that I can suck a golfball through a garden hose. Not to mention, I learned all my "tricks" from gay guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Just to clarify, are you talking sushi or anal sex there Kitty?
    Take your pick
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