October 2nd, 2006, 11:15 AM
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^^In solidarity I will pop a bunch of Dexatrim..but somebody else is going to have to do the 'compulsive exercise' thing! 
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October 2nd, 2006, 01:07 PM
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Ok, I'll do fifty situps....anyone want to take on another fifty?
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October 2nd, 2006, 01:38 PM
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well..ok how about I do 25 situps-and then sit for half an hour naked in a tub of icewater to lower my body temperature and burn up calories as my body struggles to stay warm? anyone for the other 25 situps?
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October 2nd, 2006, 02:05 PM
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Dang, I'd rather do situps than sit in a tub of ice water. Geez Louise.
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October 2nd, 2006, 02:09 PM
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Guess I'm a (jealous bitter) fattie, too. I WISH I could get into compulsive exercising. *sighs heavily and adjusts ever-expanding butt in computer chair*
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October 2nd, 2006, 02:39 PM
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I am so glad all these skinny bitches starving themselves are FINALLY getting the backlash they so richly deserve. I hope what Madrid started becomes a whole new trend. 
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October 2nd, 2006, 02:43 PM
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I can remember when size 8 was a standard sample size. In other words, that's what the models wore. Strange to think that it means I am now grossly overweight.
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October 2nd, 2006, 03:51 PM
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...........................Shut up, fattie!
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October 2nd, 2006, 04:16 PM
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Oh Please bitter jealous fatties!! I am just as skinny as the models an I can be one too if I want! (but not that bitch Parisite since she dissed me!!)
LOL!!!!
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October 3rd, 2006, 06:46 AM
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You're all fat and are just jealous that you can't shop in the little boys department!
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October 3rd, 2006, 10:18 AM
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Sure, you all are not gonna be happy until the only models I have to look at are 60 years old, short, fat and ugly.......hell, I can see my neighbors for that......
Women take all the fun out of everything..... 
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October 3rd, 2006, 02:14 PM
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yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, mister. Would you rather see pre-pubescent girls with boob jobs dying from starvation? Is that your idea of titillation? If your answer is yes, one of the fatties here is going to come to your house and sit on you until you beg for mercy and cry uncle.
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October 3rd, 2006, 02:31 PM
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I have many times offered to take any models anyone knows out to dinner. I would like to believe that I was refused because they have eating disorders. However, it might possibly be the fact that I am not model-mate material......
I cannot make women eat. I cannot make women not eat. I cannot make anyone do anything. I don't buy women's fashions. Therefore, I have no power.
I don't like anorexic women and I don't like obese women. I would like to find a happy medium. Yes, one that can see beyond....(get it? medium....seeing beyond)  beyond my obvious flaws.......
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October 3rd, 2006, 02:34 PM
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You're killing yourself over there, cynic. But I do commend you on your public service work in offering to feed those poor starving models. The generosity is astounding.
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October 3rd, 2006, 03:18 PM
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Yes, exactly. I have also offered many of my services to peoplekind. I'll take excess money from rich people. I'll gladly fulfill vacation obligations on behalf of people who can't make that plane to the Canary Islands.
I think someone somewhere should be putting my name on the sainthood list.....I am not fully appreciated.....need a stamp? 
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