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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I could go all day with this!
    You do and I'll photoshop pics of Khloe Kardashian huffing Little Debbie cakes...
    Good luck getting a cat to do anything let alone join in on your sexcapades. - Air Quotes

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    They were both high. They'd been smoking everything but their shoes!

    You are too twisted for color tv!

    Ouiser: Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied.
    Annelle: I suspected this all along!
    Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
    Annelle: Not on your first visit!
    Clairee Belcher: Very good, Annelle! Spoken like a true smart-ass!

    Annelle: We are in the house of the Lord!
    Clairee Belcher: Oh like she cares. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.
    Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'.

    M'Lynn: Oh Ouiser, Drum would NEVER point a gun at a lady!
    Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post

    Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
    I think that one was originally said by either Alice Roosevelt Longworth or Dorothy Parker - no doubt sitting at her "vicious circle".

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