Primary school inspects children's lunchboxes for unhealthy food

**cynic** · March 18th, 2009, 01:52 PM

.....what good is butter without the plastic sheets?....oh....ya'll are talking about food.....how boring....I thought we were talking about kinky sex....

...I am confiscating all the junk food and taking it to my office...the empty wrappers will be returned to you later.....

**Sweetie** · March 18th, 2009, 01:54 PM

^ I figured you would use a shower curtain and wesson oil?

**cynic** · March 18th, 2009, 02:00 PM

^^nah....you squirt oil....but you rub butter.....

.....I'm a hands-on guy.....

**Sweetie** · March 18th, 2009, 02:02 PM

^ You better be careful rubbing butter on those NC women. You might pull your hand back and it just be a nub.

**cynic** · March 18th, 2009, 02:05 PM

....I gotta do something to keep the flies off of them.....

....I lure them in with candy and/or BBQ sauce.....

**MrsMarsters** · March 18th, 2009, 02:07 PM

Skittles? C'mon where is the Krispy Kreme hamburger?

**Sweetie** · March 18th, 2009, 02:10 PM

^

You ain't right.

Btw, are you from Horneytown, NC?

**cynic** · March 18th, 2009, 02:12 PM

^^I swear that a co-worker was telling me today at lunch that she makes a chicken and dumpling recipe using Krispy Kremes.....I almost puked on her desk....

...if a teacher had tried to take her snacks when she was a child....teacher would be dead today....

....this is how Columbine tragedies begin.....

**Sweetie** · March 18th, 2009, 02:19 PM

OMG, that is disgusting. WTF?!?!

I bet she uses bacon grease in everything else.

**swwave** · March 18th, 2009, 02:24 PM

As I am reading this thread I am having whoppers (not the million calorie burgers, but the malted milk balls). I agree with Butterfly if she wants to give her child a couple of cookies for lunch at school no biggie. I would get a treat in my lunch and it gave me something to look forward to when I took cold lunch, and I was not a fat kid.

**cynic** · March 18th, 2009, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Sweetie

OMG, that is disgusting. WTF?!?!

I bet she uses bacon grease in everything else.

...lard...she uses huge big gobs of lard.....that she keeps in a can on her counter.....so that the fatback she drains one day is the same grease that she cooks things in the next week.....

...I'm figuring any prepackaged cookie would have to be better for you than her food.....

...and that begs the question....who says that pizza is better for you than a piece of cake?......I figure the teachers are more concerned with the "sugar-buzzed kids" than they are the nutritional aspects.....

**Rica** · March 18th, 2009, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

You do get defensive though, Butterfly. Wether it's about what your kid's eating, or how s/he's disciplined. We give an opinion, you take it personally, and you get your underwear tied in a knot. Knock it off, already.

ohhh the irony