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    He was also apparently slathered in something like vaseline in order to make it harder for security to keep hold of him - did make his skin look nice though!

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    Crisco? Never mind, I really don't want to know.
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    I think it was vanishing cream.

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    Maybe he's a grower, not a show-er.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'jinn View Post
    He was also apparently slathered in something like vaseline in order to make it harder for security to keep hold of him - did make his skin look nice though!
    Greased pig!

    Is that lack of willy...normal? Dating just got a bit scarier, imaging bringing that home!
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    yeah that seems like a disorder. It's worse than GG Allin, *shudder*
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    Yes, its called micropenis. Don't google.
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    Ok I didn't google micropenis, but I googled GG Allin because I didn't know who he was. HE ATE POOP! Gah, the things i learn on here.
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    Can I also point out the inaccuracy of the thread title - he's a New Zealander. They're like our Florida.
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    Ow, harsh!


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    Come on now faithanne!
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Can I also point out the inaccuracy of the thread title - he's a New Zealander. They're like our Florida.
    No, you may not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    Ok I didn't google micropenis, but I googled GG Allin because I didn't know who he was. HE ATE POOP! Gah, the things i learn on here.
    glad I could be of service, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    Greased pig!

    Is that lack of willy...normal? Dating just got a bit scarier, imaging bringing that home!
    Maybe it's a severe FUDA - Fat Upper Dick Area.
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    Ugh, gross. I don't mind a little chub, but I will NOT excavate for dick. No way no how.
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