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    Where is the story posted? Did you click on the link? That's why we include links.
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    they left out the part about the christian infant blood being used to make matzoh.
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    That was like The Onion crossed with Impious Digest.
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    I KNEW IT! Fucking Jews!
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    They weren't necessarily Jews! They were people with yamicas and large noses. Could be anybody.
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    A self-proclaimed Zionist and a shapeshifting white guy walk into a bar...
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    Ak-la ham aer, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain......
    And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
    When the Jews come right behind the rain.
    Ak-la ham aer, Ev'ry night my Zionist and I
    Bulldoze the town and watch a shape-shifting hawk
    Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

    All apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein aside, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Ak-la ham aer, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain......
    And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
    When the Jews come right behind the rain.
    Ak-la ham aer, Ev'ry night my Zionist and I
    Bulldoze the town and watch a shape-shifting hawk
    Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

    All apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein aside, of course.
    It's official: I hate your guts! I'm literally sitting here singing "ak la ham aer"... damn zionists
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    What is with all these people thinking everything is a conspiracy by the government? I have read articles that say that Sandy Hook and the Boston Marathon are all fake and done by the government. That they want us to get all upset as a nation, so they can take control of our guns. I am all for people being able to bear arms,...but I do believe some gun control, mental health screenings and background checks are needed, as well, in my opinion. These people with all these theories are freaking lunatics!!! What are they trying to do,...get support for their groups and cause an uprising, or what?!?!?

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    Their meds ran out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JadeStar70 View Post
    What is with all these people thinking everything is a conspiracy by the government? I have read articles that say that Sandy Hook and the Boston Marathon are all fake and done by the government. That they want us to get all upset as a nation, so they can take control of our guns. I am all for people being able to bear arms,...but I do believe some gun control, mental health screenings and background checks are needed, as well, in my opinion. These people with all these theories are freaking lunatics!!! What are they trying to do,...get support for their groups and cause an uprising, or what?!?!?
    And of course, here comes Alex Jones:

    Alex Jones Is a Tornado Truther Because, Obviously

    Alex Jones Is a Tornado Truther Because, Obviously

    Yesterday, we explored the wild reality of Tornado Truthers, who believe that massive storms are created by the HAARP antenna farm in Alaska (HAARP is actually a research station to communicate with aliens living underground only fools think otherwise). Still, the whole affair was missing the input of King Nut himself, Alex Jones. Well, guess what? He's down.
    "Of course there's weather weapon stuff going on we had floods in Texas like fifteen years ago, killed thirty-something people in one night. Turned out it was the Air Force," Jones said onThe Alex Jones Show yesterday.
    Jones elaborated that while he's not sure that this week's tornado outbreak was caused by the government, he's absolutely sure that the government "can create and steer groups of tornadoes" (powers usually reserved not for any branch of the government, but for the X-Men).
    Jones said that the smoking gun of government involvement would be if a helicopter or aircraft was spotted "in and around the clouds, spraying and doing things." He continued, "if you saw that, you better bet your bottom dollar they did this, but who knows if they did. You know, that's the thing, we don't know."
    We just don't know if the tornadoes were caused by small, sentient black helicopters or a variety of atmospheric conditions. We don't know. WE'LL JUST NEVER KNOW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Ak-la ham aer, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain......
    And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
    When the Jews come right behind the rain.
    Ak-la ham aer, Ev'ry night my Zionist and I
    Bulldoze the town and watch a shape-shifting hawk
    Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

    All apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein aside, of course.
    Thanks Brookie. Now guess what I have a sudden urge to listen to:



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    It's not a story until black helicopters are involved.
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    My former neighbors lost two of thier kids. One was 7 months old and the other one was 4

    Here's the story:

    On May 20th Phil and Laurinda Varygas lives were forever changed. Not only did they lose their home and car but they also lost their two youngest children to the horrific tornado. Sydnee Vargyas was 7 months and her sister Karrina Vargyas was 4, they were among the 10 children so far declared dead in the suburb of Moore. Laurinda managed to survive the ordeal, as did the two oldest children, Damon, 11, and Aria, 8, who were at school at the time .Phil and Laurinda Varygas relocated to Oklahoma from Ridgecrest, CA

    Karrina And Sydnee Vargyas: Family Mourns 7-Month-Old, 4-Year-Old Oklahoma Tornado Victims
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