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    These guys have some advice. I love how they keep talking about the "biggest mushroom tip" and how Falcon "aint got no job" and lives at home with his mom.

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    flacid.. you know what flacid means
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    I will admit that I would like to see it as well.....I am really curious when it's, ummmm......"Full Mast"......what would the girth be?? I mean from the picture with him in biker shorts, it doesn't look like it's all length....looks kinda "full"......Why am I analyzing this guys dick so closely?

    I need pictures!! The guy must not get to many blow jobs....Definitely not any stellar ones.
    I don't know. The only thing I keep thinking when I look at it is OW!!
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    He is just too darn sexayyy!

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    I guess when your dick is that big you don't even have to try. Pot belly, double chin(s), moobs but hey bitches check *this* out.
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    I'm to sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me
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    ^he actually does have to try. i saw a show called strange sex or something and he has absolutely no sex life other than women who have heard about what he's got going on. i actually thought he was gay until they showed him taking some woman out on a date.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    ^he actually does have to try. i saw a show called strange sex or something and he has absolutely no sex life other than women who have heard about what he's got going on. i actually thought he was gay until they showed him taking some woman out on a date.

    That is so sad! And awkward. He knows that she knows he has the world's largest dick. She knows that he knows that she knows he has the worlds largest dick.....What would their conversations even be about? The weather...the economy...Soooo, I heard you were hung literally like a horse. How's that working out for ya?
    I can't even wrap my brain around the whole thing.....Poor guy.
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    If you want to see his dick just google Jonah Falcon nude. But don't say I didn't warn ya!

    Those guys in the youtube video are rather nice...

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    I've seen interviews with him years ago. His photos are so unsexy. He's gross and unattractive. So what if he has a big dick. He's ugly and his personality is a turn off too. Nerd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzy View Post
    If you want to see his dick just google Jonah Falcon nude. But don't say I didn't warn ya!

    Those guys in the youtube video are rather nice...
    They're pretty but they're annoying as fuck. I'd have to slap them silly if I had to have a five-minute conversation with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I guess when your dick is that big you don't even have to try. Pot belly, double chin(s), moobs but hey bitches check *this* out.
    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    ^he actually does have to try. i saw a show called strange sex or something and he has absolutely no sex life other than women who have heard about what he's got going on. i actually thought he was gay until they showed him taking some woman out on a date.
    He could try working out. He's as soft as a woman, ffs. Too bad he's not gay cause maybe some dude could get him into the gym. Or maybe he'd wander into one eventually in the quest to meet a dude. I mean, I've seen dudes with this much fat on top of some muscle that don't look quite so bad. But this guy has baby arms for goodness sake.
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    That's a curse, the majority of women wouldn't want a guy that big and for him, he can only have stimulation on what 1/3 of his penis? Human orifices can only take so many inches. Guys always talk about how they want big penises, but if I was a guy I would want one that could be completely stimulated, why have something so big you can't enjoy it 100%.

    Oh and he's been Howard Stern and he says he is bisexual.

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    ^
    That's very true, there's a reason why the saying "It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean" exists. A guy can have a footlong, beercan thick, piece of meat; but if he doesn't know how to use it then what's the point (hee hee).

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    He's a mighty good sport, isn't he?
    As someone who's run into him online, no, he isn't. He's a whiny douche who keeps dragging his schlong into every thread and moaning about how difficult it makes his life.

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