Man Sues White Castle Over Not Being Able To Fit Into The Booths

[Brookie]

He knocked his knee into the metal post under the table? I KNEW I should have been counting each time I did that so that I could file a frivolous lawsuit too. Damn. Nobody told me.

[Laxmobster]

Just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one...

Sadly, the closest one to me is Jersey so I have to settle for the store bought ones.

[Butterfly]

Why should they have to keep on expanding their booths for this fat fucker? When does it end? Are they going to keep on taking out other booths so there is more space to expand them and making setting for less people. If he can't fit he must get fit!