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    But, it said, many unexpected objects have been retrieved from other parts of the body.

    These include toothbrushes, pencils, allen keys, plastic cups, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, wax and glue.
    Wait, no gerbils??
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    Perhaps he was hungry.
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    According to the report, typical symptoms after having inserted a foreign object into the male urethra include lower abdominal pain, penile pain, swelling of glans or body of penis, inflammation of the urethra, dyspareunia (pain during sex), blood-stained urine, pyuria (pus in urine), increased urinary frequency, inability to urinate and fever.
    So men are sticking objects in their knobs then trying to bone with them? Ouch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    So men are sticking objects in their knobs then trying to bone with them? Ouch.
    Not boning. The idea is that you jam a little something in the urethra and then wank yourself into a happy place, pulling the object out when you are about to ejaculate. That's why some of the stainless steel plugs you can get have bobbles and (for the brave) spikes on them; to increase the sensations when you whip it out.
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    Yes but according to the part of the report I bolded some of them suffer from pain during sex. Who would want a pronged knob jammed up them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    ^^ Seriously. I kinda knew that they were stretchy because of doctors putting cameras down them but that fork looks pretty damn wide

    It sounds like he was into Urethral Play. Urethral sounding - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Also do not google image search penis plugs if you are at work or of a nervous disposition because some of them look far beyond painful.
    Yes, my work buddy has introduced me to the idea of "sounding"... he's disgusted and YET a little fascinated... the other day, he saw a gif of a woman shoving her fingernail in and out and in and out... he asked me to hold out my hands, I did and he just shuddered... he wants me to ask Stackhouse if he's ever tried that shit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Not boning. The idea is that you jam a little something in the urethra and then wank yourself into a happy place, pulling the object out when you are about to ejaculate. That's why some of the stainless steel plugs you can get have bobbles and (for the brave) spikes on them; to increase the sensations when you whip it out.
    ok, STOP saying things like that !
    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Yes but according to the part of the report I bolded some of them suffer from pain during sex. Who would want a pronged knob jammed up them?
    one sick mofo... I mean, this isn't something you could say you "fell on" even!
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    Speaking as a guy, having something in that area is pretty much one of the worst things I can possibly imagine. The idea that someone would do it for pleasure makes me go turtlelike

    (alright, it was already turtlelike -are you happy now?!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Speaking as a guy, having something in that area is pretty much one of the worst things I can possibly imagine. The idea that someone would do it for pleasure makes me go turtlelike

    (alright, it was already turtlelike -are you happy now?!)
    *giggles*
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    (alright, it was already turtlelike -are you happy now?!)
    TMI!
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    my work buddy has introduced me to the idea of "sounding".



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    He was just forking around!
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    Or he had an obsession with Tine Daly.
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    pish. "the idea" or the fact that this is something that people do... I ain't shoving nothing up nobody's peehole with the intent of it bringing them pleasure.
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    Uh huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    Yes but according to the part of the report I bolded some of them suffer from pain during sex. Who would want a pronged knob jammed up them?
    Some people get off on the pain. Gods know why.

    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Speaking as a guy, having something in that area is pretty much one of the worst things I can possibly imagine. The idea that someone would do it for pleasure makes me go turtlelike

    (alright, it was already turtlelike -are you happy now?!)
    Shrinkage. A side effect of middle age.
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    Damn, that image. I have been mentally scarred. It made me cringe.
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