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    I hope it's true and that it kills him.
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    The last I read was that the prison was denying it, calling her a liar and saying, "How can you believe someone who would marry Joran Van Der Sloot???"
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    ^^Well, that's kind of true.

    Still, I want to believe. Makes me happy.

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    OR she's so ugly, no one else would take her except a doomed prisoner locked up in a cage. Get a neck, bitch.
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    "How can you believe someone who would marry Joran Van Der Sloot???"
    You can't. She's even more pathetic than van der shit.

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    Sorry to get serious for a minute, but it reminded me a little of something I recently heard about.

    I was listening to Forensic Files last weekend, and there was this disgusting a-hole named Oba Chandler who had been convicted of killing a woman and her two daughters after he had invited them on a boat cruise in the Tampa area. He was caught (thanks to a prior rape victim who was able to identify him), sentenced to death, and eventually executed. Despite the fact that he was on death row for 17 years, and had 8 kids, he was noted for NOT HAVING A SINGLE VISITOR the entire time he was on death row.

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    I remember that case very well. They were visiting from their dairy farm in like Ohio or somewhere, when this a-hole tied them up and threw them overboard.
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