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    I know this is going to sound really mean, but at least her neck size will give her a fighting chance when Joran inevitably loses his sh*t....
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    ^^^^
    yeah, and it's not just the width, her neck's so short you couldn't even get your hands around it.
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    Is she that lonely and desperate? SMDH

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    I don't understand why women end up marrying men like this. Joran van der Sloot, Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy (he was able to get his prison bride pregnant, too. Hopefully, no one ever finds the kid), the Menendez brothers, and I'm sure the list goes on.
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    ^ yes. wtf is wrong with people?
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    ^^I'm not sure. Maybe these women like the idea of knowing where their man is at all times

    Of course, there are a few men who marry the crazy women in prison. Didn't Sadie (or is it Susan) Atkins (Manson girl) get married on her deathbed? Or something like that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    ^^I'm not sure. Maybe these women like the idea of knowing where their man is at all times

    Of course, there are a few men who marry the crazy women in prison. Didn't Sadie (or is it Susan) Atkins (Manson girl) get married on her deathbed? Or something like that?
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    It's the super extreme version of "saving" or "changing someone" I think. Along with the freaky notorious thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    It's the super extreme version of "saving" or "changing someone" I think.
    I agree with this. In addition to changing him, I also think it's the idea of being the one that's so special that he wouldn't harm her, when he would everyone else.
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    That and you never, ever have to live with them.
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    ^^


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    You all make excellent points. Especially the one about knowing where he is at all times. Perhaps some people are just turned on by violent people and acts. In fact, *heads for Google* according to tumblr (of course...) it's called hybristophilia, aka "Bonnie and Clyde syndrome." IN FACT, don't go to tumblr and search that term, because all the serial killer gfs and wanna-be gfs are there penning manifestos and elaborately kinky fantasies.
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    A bitch got cut.


    Wife: Joran van der Sloot stabbed in prison

    From Anna-Maja Rappard and Elwyn Lopez, CNN

    updated 3:51 PM EST, Mon November 3, 2014

    (CNN) -- Joran van der Sloot's wife says her husband was "seriously injured" in a stabbing at the Peruvian prison where he is serving time for murder, but a top prison official is calling her account an outright lie, according to reports.

    Full story and vid at the link:
    http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/03/world/americas/peru-joran-van-der-sloot-stabbed/?cid=ob_articlesidebarall&iref=obinsite
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