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Thread: Jon Bon Jovi NOT Dead! *Hoax* :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    PLEASE NO!!!! I was starting to go into cardiac arrest myself. NOT Jon Bon Jovi. I would weep.
    Nooooooooo! * where are McJag's smelling salts? *

    Can this thread be deleted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Holy shit, I had no idea I was such a Bon Jovi fan until I realized there was no more where Living on a Prayer came from.

    Viva la hoax!
    If this were true, just imagine how much you'd be hearing that song over the next couple of months! We should thank god we've been spared that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Nooooooooo! * where are McJag's smelling salts? *

    Can this thread be deleted?
    I used it up! This scared me, I almost had my own cardiac arrest!
    It isn't even April Fool. This is NOT nice. Get rid of this, we'll look like idiots. Oh-wait...
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    the only thing that is dead on him is his fake hair.
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    Holy crap! Thank god it's a hoax. I was trying to figure out how to break the news to my mum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Holy shit, I had no idea I was such a Bon Jovi fan until I realized there was no more where Living on a Prayer came from.

    Viva la hoax!
    Funny, I remember being a little kid and jumping around the living room while Slippery When Wet played on a fucking TURNTABLE. I also owned Forever Your Girl which has the most awesome song by Paula Abdul EVER!
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    I love Bon Jovi.

    There. I admitted it.

    And I'm relieved he's alive and well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    Funny, I remember being a little kid and jumping around the living room while Slippery When Wet played on a fucking TURNTABLE. I also owned Forever Your Girl which has the most awesome song by Paula Abdul EVER!
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    Damn JKM...weaving Paula Abdul into a Jon Bon Jovi is dead thread?????? What are you on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    I usually NEVER fall for this stuff...I am so sorry for not checking it further than the one article. Does a mod need to change the title--or can I? I hardly EVER post a new thread so this is uncharted ground for me...
    Yes you can go in and change the title. I did it after I said Erica Cane is dead (All My Children just got canceled lol) and it was not well received

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    Sylken - click edit, go advanced, and then change the title.

    I saw this and kept thinking please be a haox. Thank God Lynnie was right there with the truth.
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    The local Philly news is reporting that Jon is not just living on a prayer. LOL
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    haha, very sporting of him to post that pic. I wonder what it's like to get a call from someone saying that the world thinks you're dead.

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    Personally, I liked the Charlie Sheen dies snowboarding better - it was way funner for a while. This one? Not even close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    Very cool Jon.
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