Ah - another three-hour-tour gone awry.
Firstly, I fucking love the bejeweled crab!!!!!
Secondly, it is not Amelia but obviously Ginger...now where is Thurston and Skipper and The Professor?
Thirdly, all this talk of giant delicious coconut crabs has made me ravenously hungry!
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Ah - another three-hour-tour gone awry.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
"Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.
And I thought I had too much time on my hands.![]()
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
Yeah, I actually stopped myself before drawing a bib because it would have gotten in the way of the pearls. Waaayyy too much time on my hands.
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"Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.
I think we have a new GR mascot! (the crab, not you BigBen).
"We know who we are, we like talking smack about strangers, and we're not gonna stop!" -- GR's Kalirga
She needs a name! Cokie (short for Coconut) the Crab?![]()
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
^Perfect!
"We know who we are, we like talking smack about strangers, and we're not gonna stop!" -- GR's Kalirga
Aww, I wanted to be the mascot!!!
But I think Cokie will do a fine job of it. I'm rooting for her! (Or him? It would be pretty hilarious if it was a boy.)
"Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.
The airplane looks like a huge dong.
"No, no, no, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." -Sherlock Holmes
"Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.
Great, now we have a family-friendly AND an X-rated version, as the airplane aims to penetrate Cokie. *refuses to watch*
These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
Hey, I thought Earhart had blonde hair?
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
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