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Reply With QuoteOk now I'm trying to find out what species that is and if it's supposed to look like that or if it's photoshop.Originally Posted by twitchy2.0
But it's adorable
Coconut crabs are incredibly delicious. I mean, like really really delicious. I don't think I'd want to mess with a live one though.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Ok now I'm trying to find out what species that is and if it's supposed to look like that or if it's photoshop.
But it's adorable
you could only protect yourself from these for so long. how do you sleep? these things can climb trees and crack coconuts.
i want to eat one.
The smile is shopped. It actually looks more like a Victorian gentleman with a walrus mustache. Phidippus mystaceus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaOk now I'm trying to find out what species that is and if it's supposed to look like that or if it's photoshop.
But it's adorable
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Crabs that break into your house to steal your jewelry and silverware. Awesome. I'd lose my shit if i saw one of those things crawling across my floor. They remind me of:
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
What do they want with your jewelry and silverware? I have this mental picture of a bunch of them at a table all dressed up and eating coconut with your nice dinner set.
Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense fuck up their argument. - Chris Rock
They're apparently obsessed with shiny pretty things. Certain birds do the same thing, they use them to make their bower all pretty to attract mates.
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
you FUCKERS!!! Now, I'ma be sitting with my legs tucked up under me for the rest of the day! ASSHOLES!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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That won't help, if they can climb coconut trees they can climb up to YOU.
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
I'll shoot a spider!
ETA - and those damned coconut crabs - and then greys can eat them!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Another thought...maybe Amelia had a cut or a gash from the accident that got infected? Coconut crabs are evidently really attracted to the smell of rotting meat. It's possible that she fought them off at night by surrounding herself with fire until she became to weak to do so. But that would be an even worse death than what I first imagined. Sorry peoples.
Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense fuck up their argument. - Chris Rock
then, you'd have no choice but to stab yourself with your knife... let 'em have you, but not alive!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Oh well, even without the smile it's adorable
There are some crazy looking spiders out there so I wouldn't be suprised if this was for real.
No shit. I shudder at the thought.
Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense fuck up their argument. - Chris Rock
ok it was cute until I found out it jumps. Now I'm going to lie in bed tonight thinking of green eyed jumping spiders & ginormous tree climbing coconut cracking crabs.
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