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    I think the donkey was asking for it. She was probably exchanging glances with the poor guy.

    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    No, I think she was totally giving him a side-eye, which he mistook for a "come hither" gesture and ended up accidentally dumping some sperm into the wood-shaving-free donkey's vajayjay. Seems like a plausible explanation.
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    Haven't you ever played "Pin The Tale on The Donkey"? It's fun!



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    On accident??

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Tragically, I am unable to infract myself.

    stop posting porn for Grey
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    I just want to know if it was legitimate rape.
    We'll have to do a pregnancy test to find out... if she's not pregnant, this fucker MUST be killed.

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    There are a couple of mini-donkeys down the street from me. It never occurred to me to see if they are hot.

    I'll probably take a stroll down later today.
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    take pics!
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    And remember, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
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    And remember to check for wood shavings too
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post

    You guys. I am so, so sorry in advance about the information I am about to present to you. But, I mean, do you expect me to just process it alone? All by myself? What of the social contract!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
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    Now his ding-a-ling will smell like donkey farm puss.
    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

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    I love y'all sick bastards.
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    Apparently, all female mammals have a clitoris. Thanks for making me google this shit, you nasty bitches. One day I will get arrested for the gross stuff I google due to GR.

    Looks like there are other pervs on the internet fantasizing about donkey clits. Not surprised. At all.

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