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Thread: ‘I Like the Way the Fur Feels’: One Man’s Impassioned Defense of Donkey-Rape

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    Nah he shouldn't like it.
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    *shudders* Whatever you do, don't google "furry dolphin".


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    Googling furry dolphin

    The horror. The horror.

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    Improper warning. Infraction!
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    Tragically, I am unable to infract myself.


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    God help me but I think the guy is fairly cute. Why are they always cute but cray and pervy?

    And he does kind of look like SWS.


    Better go find a frickin' donkey suit.
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    He began by saying that he "uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey's clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris," adding that he "gets aroused" by seeing an animal in heat.
    The fact that he even knows how to find a donkey clitoris is damning enough on its own.
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    First, don't judge until you've heard the donkeys side of the story and second, do donkeys even have clits?
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    That was my question - do donkey's have clits. I'm too scared to Google for the answer.
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    How vile. How ghastly.
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    He began by saying that he "uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey's clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris,"
    And this is all I needed to read to know I didn't need to read any further.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    And its Florida FTW!
    he probably moved there from Ohio
    Last edited by msdeb; September 20th, 2012 at 12:55 AM. Reason: because my keyboard failed at spelling
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    What if it was consensual?
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    I just want to know if it was legitimate rape.
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    It's like an off-brand, Walmart version of Equus but with retards.
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