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    Of COURSE it can! I also heard that ginger hair can be cured by pilates. And stupidity by drowning.
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    And cancer by a boot to the head!

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    It only cures it because you'll be limber enough to suck your own dick not someone else's.
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    What?! And to think all these years I wasted jogging and weightlifting. stupid fucker
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    Yoga. Stops you being gay but turns you into a Satanist instead.

    By Dean Nelson in New Delhi

    7:00AM BST 19 Oct 2010


    Pastor Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church, Seattle, is waging a campaign against the increasing popularity of yoga in sports and church halls throughout the United States, warning that it is 'pagan' in its roots.

    "Should Christians stay away from yoga because of its demonic roots?

    "Totally. Yoga is demonic. If you just sign up for a little yoga class, you're signing up for a little demon class," he said, according to The Seattle Times.

    His comments appeared to reflect a growing concern among Christian preachers in the United States as the number of people practicing yoga has soared beyond 15 million.

    Last month Southern Baptist Theological Seminary President Albert Mohler warned his followers of the dangers of chanting 'Om' the droning sound used by Hindus to praise the divine and inward meditation.

    "Christians are not called to empty the mind or to see the human body as a means of connecting to and coming to know the divine. Believers are called to meditate upon the Word of God an external Word that comes to us by divine revelation not to meditate by means of incomprehensible syllables," he wrote.
    Their campaign provoked an Indian backlash, and ridicule from Hindu and Christian leaders.
    "Yoga kills stress, violence and hatred. How can it be called demonic?" asked Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, one of India's leading Hindu spiritual leaders, while a Catholic spokesman said his American colleagues had misunderstood yoga.
    Father Emmanuel, of Delhi's Catholic Archdiocese, told a television channel that "many in western countries do not understand what yoga is or how it helps."
    "There is a view in some churches that yoga is anti-Christianity. While it is a Hindu practice, it is certainly not anti-Christianity or demonic. One can be a practising Christian and still do yoga," he said.

    American pastor says yoga is 'demonic' - Telegraph
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    I see we are bringing more sanity to the topic.
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    Holy shit, this thread is comedy gold! This just might be my new signature:

    "Yoga is demonic. If you just sign up for a little yoga class, you're signing up for a little demon class"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I see we are bringing more sanity to the topic.
    Of course! This is GR, where Sanity is our middle name (right after Cunty, Sarcastic and Irreverent ). This Guru guy is just pissed at the thought of all the business he'll lose if they decriminalise homosexuality and IMHO his ideas earn him a place alongside the "ZOMG! Yoga will turn you all into baby eating demons!" pastor in the Idiot Stakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8_uncut-jock View Post
    Call me crazy, but for some reason I don't think being in a room full of men, dressed in spandex or the like, while they are doing the "downward dog" is going to make me less gay.

    Maybe this class?





    Nah, someody would still hit that.
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