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    Monsters Inside Me : Schistosomiasis, Snail Fever : Animal Planet I'm a snail saver, too but wash your veggies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Time-lapse snails:

    [YOUTUBE]7huhtDBpMdQ[/YOUTUBE]

    Thankx for the vid, Mohandas. I'd no idea that snails give eachother so many piggyback rides!



    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    They're definitely interesting looking, but they have a lot of negatives:

    4. If you accidentally run over some migrating snails with your car, you are going to puncture your tires.

    WTH are their shells made out of? Crystal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    No one noticed or reported those suckers until there were thousands of them in the neighborhood? Ewww.
    Report it to who?

    Breaker, breaker. We have an all points bulletin for an eight inch snail, believed to be an illegal immigrant. Send all units.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Report it to who?

    Breaker, breaker. We have an all points bulletin for an eight inch snail, believed to be an illegal immigrant. Send all units.
    See, I have it more like a Paul Revere thing - someone rides thru Florida neighborhoods warning residents to lock their windows and doors because "Da Snails Are Coming! Da Snails Are Coming!".
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    they do look kinda cute...In pictures. I don't think I'd like having them around. I would go get some chickens for sure if those snails were around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Report it to who?

    Breaker, breaker. We have an all points bulletin for an eight inch snail, believed to be an illegal immigrant. Send all units.
    Umm, there are State and Federal Environmental agencies who handle such things. Not sure where I would've started--Fish & Wildlife, Dept of Agriculture? But I would be calling SOMEBODY if I saw those giant slimeballs in my yard!

    I know in the Chicago area the Army Corps of Engineers gets involved if it's anything threatening the Great Lakes ecosystem. Right now it's some big bad Asian carp. Awhile back we had the Asian longhorned beetle killing all the trees.
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