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    and right back up the throat apparently.

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    ^^lube works both ways.
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    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    Y'all so nasty!!!

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    *spews ya'll are fucking gross!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    and if this sick fuck won and then died, who gets the snake now? the runner up? I say put everyone who participated in this shit in front of a firing squad because they shouldn't be ALLOWED to live!
    VOUCH

    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    I know some cultures in Asia and Africa eat bugs, but IIRC, they cook them first. There is a species (or more than one?) of waterbug that is considered edible.
    Angelina and Maddox munching on cute l'il cooked crickets is ONE thing.

    THIS shit is quite another.

    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    I wanna know if he chewed them or swallowed them whole. And if he chewed, did he have to floss their little spiky legs out of his teeth. Ewww, just grossed myself out.
    Since this IS Florida we're talking about here, I wonder if he chewed their faces off first?

    We are LUCKY he didn't live long enough to floss.

    *sprints for the bathroom*
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    There couldn't possibly be any songs in his iPod...could there?
    i read his iPod is loaded with Papa Roach and the Beatles.
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    The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it...

    Roach guy should win their "Lifetime" Achievement Award and have a statue erected in his honor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quazar View Post
    The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it...

    Roach guy should win their "Lifetime" Achievement Award and have a statue erected in his honor.
    I don't think he cares about erections anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I don't think he cares about erections anymore.
    Maybe he should have. It would've been a better use of his time.

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    So do we know what the actual cause of death was? I'm intrigued!
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    So do we know what the actual cause of death was? I'm intrigued!
    That's what I'm wondering, too. I mean--I know this is disgusting, but what would actually KILL you about eating roaches? I ASSUME they were dead and one of them didn't start eating his innards or something.

    Yes, this thread was nauseating already, but I had to do my special little part right there to make it even worse.
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    Why oh why do I keep coming back to this disgusting thread? I'm surprised that I haven't had any nightmares yet.
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    Y'all are some fucked up nasty bitches. **flounces out**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    So do we know what the actual cause of death was? I'm intrigued!
    Pest-icides!!
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    I'm wondering if their shells were too pointy for his innards?
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