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Thread: End of the World Countdown starts today (12/21/2011) - this time it's the Mayans

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    I think Faithanne is purposely feeding us misinformation, I bet she's getting paid for all of our souls! STOP LYING Faithanne!

    Sorry,the italicized Faithanne nonsense is so silly it always makes me chuckle, that shit was so weird it can't not be funny.
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    My son and I have tickets to see Cirque de soleil in Montreal on the 20th. At least I get to see a good show before it all ends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Well, I have a Hanukkah party the evening of December 21, so I'll be sitting around with friends, eating, drinking and uh, dying I suppose.
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    It better not be today! I am going to an end of the world party that starts at 11pm on 12/21 and goes until midnight on 12/23. The invitation is so cute. Photo of the hosts in what looks like togas, surrounded by flames. They have requested that guests bring something to offer as a sacrifice to the Gods to prevent the end from coming. They said, "if the world ends as predicted, we will go out together, drunk, well fed, and amongst our favorite people. Should the world not end, we will be left with a serious headache and a mess of a house. You are welcome to help clean up if you would like to start your second chance with a pure heart." LOL
    The bar is having an "End of the World" party. It said "Come on down, open up a tab... if the world ends, you drink for free. If it doesn't, you pay your tab at midnight - either way, we're going out with a bang!"
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    HLN reported this morning that a 180-foot wide (approx 60 meter) asteroid passed between the moon and earth within the last 24 hours and astronomers knew nothing about it until it went whizzing by.
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    At least it kept going.
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    so, i should hold off on picking up my dry cleaning....
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    So is the asteroid going to turn us into zombies? I'm only prepared for a zombie end of the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    So is the asteroid going to turn us into zombies? I'm only prepared for a zombie end of the world.
    The one that just missed us yesterday is the same size as the one that flattened 800 square miles of Siberian forest in 1908.

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    Where my zombies at?
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    So what was the Mayan position on cats? I'd like to introduce them to the thread early before the bacon lovers get here, but also it'd be handy to know in case my 2 decide to rise up against me.

    ETA: While the rest of the world seems to have slept through the end times, I witnessed first hand the horror and bloodshed caused by Shane Warne and his Melbourne Stars against my team the Sydney 6ers. It was brutal and even the Mayans couldn't have predicted the terror of Warney's stretched leather face topped with his hair hat. I have seen the face of evil, my friends, and it is orange.
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    Sorry FaithAnne, I was watering garden No matter how many cheezburger and kitteh terms I search, google images is sending back chocks of crap I don't want - so it's slim pickings.















    general zombie search...














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    I can't see any zombies outside. Just some drunks, maybe a few goths if I look hard enough, but that's as close as I'll get to a zombie. The smackies are at the other end of town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    So what was the Mayan position on cats? I'd like to introduce them to the thread early before the bacon lovers get here, but also it'd be handy to know in case my 2 decide to rise up against me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Oh you are a little shit aren't you???? *off to search for LOLcoriander*

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