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    After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.
    As if being bright green wasn't embarrassing enough, the local press ran pictures of his mother trying to remove the paint - and referred to her as his girlfriend.
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    this story just gets better and better
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    ...he should wait and keep the paint....could be a submarine for Halloween....

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    I have never seen a green submarine, but now I have seen a green man.

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    Aww.. I bet the other neighbors and kids were green with envy
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    It's not easy being green...
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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    Aww.. I bet the other neighbors and kids were green with envy
    Quote Originally Posted by Quazar View Post
    It's not easy being green...
    .....**looking for his drumsticks for the rim shots**......

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    Despite the hilarity of the whole story I will give the poor schmuck credit. He did not give up being a "superhero" at an event when the store didn't have his paint.
    Hope he did put a smile on a few kids faces that day cuz he sure the hell made the whole world laugh.

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