Dumbass Hulk-wannabe paints himself green, discovers paint won't wash off

[stef]

After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

As if being bright green wasn't embarrassing enough, the local press ran pictures of his mother trying to remove the paint - and referred to her as his girlfriend.

[shedevilang]

this story just gets better and better

[cynic]

...he should wait and keep the paint....could be a submarine for Halloween....

[darksithbunny]

I have never seen a green submarine, but now I have seen a green man.

[*DIVA!]

Aww.. I bet the other neighbors and kids were green with envy

[Quazar]

It's not easy being green...

[cynic]

Aww.. I bet the other neighbors and kids were green with envy

It's not easy being green...

.....**looking for his drumsticks for the rim shots**......

[whitetigeress]

Despite the hilarity of the whole story I will give the poor schmuck credit. He did not give up being a "superhero" at an event when the store didn't have his paint.
Hope he did put a smile on a few kids faces that day cuz he sure the hell made the whole world laugh.