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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Not unless my ex, the Hairy Chopstick, stalks me on GR. I was a good girl all through our relationship and never once told him that there would be more meat on a butcher's pencil. No matter how many times I thought it
    Don't you understand, that the Lord made thin penises for butt sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joebob View Post
    Don't you understand, that the Lord made thin penises for butt sex?
    In which case he'd still need to date a hamster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebob View Post
    Dayum. It's harsh crowd around here. LOL
    It's taken you six years to notice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzy View Post
    It's taken you six years to notice?
    To be fair. Genitals aren't talked about much here. Unless it's the Kardashians. And that's due to them being cunts. Not their actual vaginas.

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    There was one method of penis enlargement i read about which may or may not be true. Anyway it involves Mick Jagger so maybe it has a place on a gossip site. According to the story I heard, Mick was a little concerned about his size. So while in South America he tried a method favored by the indigenous Indians of the region. Apparently they place a bamboo shoot over the penis. Then they place some of the aggressive South American bees inside, and seal the bamboo. When the process is complete, and after the horrible swelling goes down. The penis should be about the same size as the bamboo shoot. Mick can close to madness during the procedure - they say.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...e-manhood.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    There was one method of penis enlargement i read about which may or may not be true. Anyway it involves Mick Jagger so maybe it has a place on a gossip site. According to the story I heard, Mick was a little concerned about his size. So while in South America he tried a method favored by the indigenous Indians of the region. Apparently they place a bamboo shoot over the penis. Then they place some of the aggressive South American bees inside, and seal the bamboo. When the process is complete, and after the horrible swelling goes down. The penis should be about the same size as the bamboo shoot. Mick can close to madness during the procedure - they say.

    Mick Jagger 'used bees to enlarge his manhood' | Daily Mail Online
    How do they keep the bees from climbing up your urethra? I'm asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    How do they keep the bees from climbing up your urethra? I'm asking for a friend.
    You should get a copy of The Perfumed Garden for your friend. It has a recipe in there for making a willy "splendiferous", although it does involve applying mashed donkey pizzle, a few other ingredients and hot tar to the organ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alysheba View Post
    Rumor is, PM has banged all the Atlanta Falcon cheerleaders except two. Seems those two have standards.
    I thought the Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders were females?

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