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    I don't think this is physically possible.

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    Sounds like a good way to go.
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    But, after a few times guys usually...run out, Right? Like, he wouldn't need tissues after a while. Also, there's the pain. Wouldn't he have blisters? A tired arm?



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    A kicker if he was a virgin.

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    Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

    I thought it just made you go blind...

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    Wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Working Girl View Post
    Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

    I thought it just made you go blind...
    And killed a fuck load of kittens.
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    He probably rubbed all the batter off of his corndog.

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    Something in the milk ain't clean. (heehee) Did the dude just pass out after all that yankin; did he die from exhaustion? I don't get this whole article to be honest.

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    He's dead... how would anyone but him know how many times he masturbated? What'd he do, put notches on his headboard?

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    Did he keep a tally sheet? Or did they just count the puddles?
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    texture?????
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    Most men conk out around 6 times , surely?

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