Boy, 6, floats away in homemade balloon in Colorado

[C_is_for_Cookie]

"This thing has become so convoluted," Heene told The Associated Press as tears welled up in his eyes.

Awww, we all feel sooo sorry for you, you poor poor man.

Idiots, both of them. He's especially a fuckwad.

[Brookie]

Maybe it's a start for a new reality show, even better than the idea for the last one - "The Heenes: The Adventures of a Crazy Family Behind Bars".

[twitchy2.0]

I got around to seeing the video of the thing taking off. There is no way in hell that it could have lifted a six year old, it's way too small to lift anything more than a couple of pounds at most and nowhere for him to have been on board. After seeing the thing, I don't see that there's any way they could have thought he was on it.

[JuicyLucy]

I'm not sure, has this been posted yet?
YouTube - Balloon Boy Pukes on the Today Show

[HWBL]

Originally Posted by KristiB

DAN ELLIOTT, Associated Press Writer Dan Elliott, Associated Press Writer – 32 mins ago

FORT COLLINS, Colo. – The parents who set off a worldwide drama by reporting their 6-year-old son was inside a flying saucer-like helium balloon hurtling over Colorado concocted the stunt to market themselves for a television show, a sheriff said Sunday.

Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden said at an extraordinarily candid news conference that the boy, Falcon Heene, may not have even been hiding in the rafters of the family's garage during the intense five-hour search for him Thursday afternoon.

"For all we know he may have been two blocks down the road playing on the swing in the city park," the sheriff said.

Alderden said the parents Richard and Mayumi Heene "put on a very good show for us, and we bought it."

The sheriff said no charges had been filed yet, and the parents weren't under arrest. He said he expected to recommend charges of conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, making a false report to authorities and attempting to influence a public servant.

Some of the most serious charges each carry a maximum sentence of six years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

Richard and Mayumi Heene were shopping at Wal-Mart with their three sons as Alderden told reporters at the sheriff's station that the whole thing was a hoax.

Richard Heene said he's "seeking counsel," though it was unclear whether he was talking about hiring an attorney.

"This thing has become so convoluted," Heene told The Associated Press as tears welled up in his eyes.

He said his wife was holding together better than he was.

The sheriff said all three of the Heenes' sons knew of the Thursday hoax, but likely won't face charges because of their ages. The oldest son is 10. One of the boys told investigators he saw his brother get in the balloon's box before it launched.

Heene, a storm chaser and inventor, and his family have appeared on the reality show "Wife Swap." Alderden said the couple met in acting school in Hollywood. Richard Heene has described himself as an amateur scientist, but Alderden said Heene has only a high school education.

"He may be nutty, but he's not a professor," Alderden said.

Alderden said interviews with the parents Saturday resulted in enough information to get a warrant to search the house. He said they were looking for computers, e-mails, phone records and financial records.

Alderden said the children were still with the parents Sunday morning, and child protective services had been contacted to investigate the children's well-being.

Alderden was asked whether officials had concerns for Falcon's safety after the child's comment on CNN that raised doubts for investigators. The boy turned to his dad during the interview Thursday night and said what sounded like "you said we did this for a show" when asked why he didn't come out of his hiding place.

On Friday, Falcon got sick during two separate TV interviews Friday when asked again why he hid.

"Clearly, from all indications, Mr. Heene has somewhat of a temper," Alderden said.

Alderden said officials tried Saturday to persuade Mayumi Heene to go to a safe house, but she declined.

"We talked to her at length about domestic violence, about her safety, about her children's safety," the sheriff said. "We have a concern, but we didn't have enough that would allow us or child protective services to physically take the kids from that environment."

A Colorado State University physics professor, using dimensions given by Richard Heene, had told sheriff's officials as they were tracking the balloon Thursday that it was plausible for it to lift off with 37-pound Falcon inside.

Once the device landed, sheriff's officials discovered it was made with plastic tarps taped together and covered with aluminum foil, with a utility box made of a very thin piece of plywood, cardboard on the side, held together with string and duct tape, Alderden said.

Using the true dimensions, the professor determined it could not have launched with the boy inside, Alderden said.

Colorado sheriff: Runaway balloon saga was hoax - Yahoo! News

No kidding the guy has a temper! Like I said before: serious issues and I
wouldn't be surprised if he abuses his family, wife included.
And only high school "level" education, no word if he even graduated
high school, but he does have expensive hobbies. Did he even have a
normal job or did they live off odd jobs like the TV show income (if they
were being paid for that)? Another great example they set for their kids:
no additional education needed, you just try to get a reality show and
you're set for life!

[JuicyLucy]

His entire family seems terrified of him.
He's like Jack Nicholson's character in The Shining.

[Chilly Willy]

So glad you guys are on top of this case. While every news programm still told this story in its "original" version, you guys had already called bullshit. I'm proud of you. Carry on.

[JuicyLucy]

It just said on the news that the family called the news stations before they called 911. Nice.

[bellini]

They interviewed a judge, not related to the case, who said that engaging his children in this scam constitutes child abuse. They also interviewed one of his Wife Swap wives who said she was afraid for the kids.

[RevellingInSane]

Jail yet? That would make a much more interesting reality show, but it would probably have to be broadcast on cable. Something like Oz: The Real Deal.

[Trixie]

Originally Posted by bellini

They interviewed a judge, not related to the case, who said that engaging his children in this scam constitutes child abuse. They also interviewed one of his Wife Swap wives who said she was afraid for the kids.

Oh, I agree...it's sure as hell emotional/psychological abuse, especially if he's controlling those kids through fear. No wonder that poor kid was puking on tv.

[L1049]

More fine examples of upstanding parenting from these people:

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Found these pics on either Fark or somethingawful:

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Originally Posted by JuicyLucy

It just said on the news that the family called the news stations before they called 911. Nice.

i heard they called the FAA first then news stations THEN 911. doesn't take much more than that to smell a hoax.

[Sojiita]

Let the idiot father have his own reality show..one of how he adjusts to being a prison bitch- I would watch that one now that I got my TV turned back on.

All proceeds from the show would go towards paying back the authorities who wasted time and $$$ over this sick twisted plot.

[L1049]

Holy shit, sojita's back!