Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool
NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
Why couldn't this have been in Florida??
I was born in Ohio so this seems about right to me.
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Shouldn't Ohio officially be ahead again now in the crazy state race?
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Hee hee, the the 911 call from his buddy is HILARIOUS!!!
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jesus... I thought my clients were stupid! That's brilliant!
Hey...getting locked in is no joke I once got locked in my college dorm room
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^^ Now that sounds like a fun story
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