Dildo-wielding man attacked woman and dog

[misrule]

Dildo-wielding man attacked woman and dog: police

January 13, 2009 - 3:22PM



A man wearing a black leather mask used a sex toy to belt a woman about the head before tying her pet dog to a tree until it choked to death, a court has been told.
Mackay Magistrates Court heard Shaun Michael Burke, 38, from Mount Pleasant near Mackay, and a 21-year-old woman broke into a Mackay home at 3am (AEST) on Monday.
The court on Tuesday was told Burke wore a black leather mask and was armed with a large rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape, which he used to assault the 49-year-old female occupant of the house.
Burke then allegedly assaulted the woman about the face and head with the dildo leaving her with bruising and small bumps to the face.
The mother, together with her 19-year-old son, who witnessed the event, then escaped the home.
Burke and his female co-accused then allegedly took the family dog, a Lahasa Apso, to a nearby park where they taped the dog to a tree, causing it to asphyxiate and die.
Police have charged the pair with robbery with violence, wilful killing of an animal and entering a dwelling with intent.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Sabine Scott said the strength of evidence was strong with witnesses and possible forensic evidence.
Burke was remanded in custody to reappear in Mackay Magistrates Court on Wednesday, while his co-accused was released on bail to appear in the same court on January 29.
The woman, who was not identified in court, is from Bucasia near Mackay.
Two of the charges carry a maximum penalty of life imprisonment, Sgt Scott told the court.
AAP

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/dildowielding-man-attacked-woman-and-dog-police/2009/01/13/1231608689699.html

[msdeb]

true story: 20 something years ago, a drunk friend and i went to a dirty book store. In our stupor, she picked up a big black dildo and clocked me over the head with it. IT HURT! that is a lethal weapon

[NicoleWasHere]

Poor woman and dog.

[misrule]

yeah, this guy is obviously sick - and I don't see how anyone could justify killing the poor puppy. I feel bad for the woman, it's a horrible attack- but the thought of killing the dog, sickens me

[Just Kill Me]

Was this some fucked up imitation of A Clockwork Orange or did Anthony Burgess predict the future?

[sputnik]

i laughed.
i'm going to hell.

[Sweetie]

^ I am too because I only felt sorry for the dog.

[Butterfly]

I hope he gets beat around the head and then tied to a tree to die.

[Grimmlok]

that's the funniest shit I've heard in awhile.

[MohandasKGanja]

Aren't the fungo bats that riot police use basically the same thing as big dildos? They are long and thin, and have a soft rubber exterior.

So, basically, dildos have been an important part of controlling civil unrest for years.

[greysfang]

OMG, assault with a dildo?! I'm dying over here.

[Honey]

The dog part was sad I hate people hurting animals, couldn't they have killed themselves instead

[AliceInWonderland]

those dildo-wielding men are outta control!

[Glitter]

I want to see what it looked like!
I do feel sorry for the dog and I think just for that someone should shove the dildo up this guys arse.

[AliceInWonderland]

my city has a dildo-wielding man problem too!