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    LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.

    The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

    But when Taylor saw Collins's embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair -- meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK's Press Association reported.

    Ziggy even mimicked Collins's voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out "Hiya Gary," according to newspaper reports.

    Call-center worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Taylor, 30, for a year.

    Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, media reports said.

    "I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.

    "I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.

    "I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."

    Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.

    The bird has now found a new home through the offices of a local parrot dealer. Collins, who admitted the affair, said: "I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems."

    She added to The Guardian newspaper: "I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird.

    "He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."

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    HeHe, my boyfriend wants an African Grey, I better refuse to let him have one now!!

    Was just wondering, parrots learn from repetition right? Well how many times was this girl saying "I Love You, Gary?" Sounds a little full on for an early relationship.

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    Parrots only need to hear something once. They are smart and they have excellent memories. African Greys are the best talkers of any parrot, I think. They're really neat, but dangerous if you want to have an affair.

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    ^^ My uncle has an African Grey, he's had it for a couple of months now, he speaks to it constantly but it still doesn't speak, maybe it doesn't like him!! I don't think I'd have one now, I'd be scared of saying something in front of it and having it repeated!
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    Seriously! Imagine this being repeated when the parents come to visit..."I'm coming, I'm coming, I'M COMMMIIINNNNNGGGGGG"
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    Awww, so pretty!!^

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    I want my cockatiel to hurry up and talk, she makes a chunnering noise when you say hello Rosie, we say it to her all the time so its like she's trying to say it. I think she will do soon. She already wolf whistles, its great if you're feeling a bit down!
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