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    Wink 'Ugly women' sought in outback town

    'Ugly Women' Sought in Outback Town
    Associated Press

    August 18, 2008, 6:00 AM PDT

    SYDNEY, Australia -- Ugly women are wanted for the bachelors in the Australian Outback mining town of Mount Isa.

    That's essentially what Mayor John Molony told a local newspaper recently. He claims his town has a roughly 5-to-1 male-to-female ratio, and that someone should go hunting for the "beauty-disadvantaged women" and move them into town.

    Australia's 2006 census shows males make up just under 53 percent of the town's population of nearly 20,000.

    Molony says he sees lots of "not so attractive" women with smiles on their faces, and implies it's because of some exciting romance in their lives.

    But the women say most of the men there aren't so great. They say the word around town is: "the odds are good, but the goods are odd."

    The mayor now says he was misquoted.

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    @ that last line

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    Aaah... rural Queensland...

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    Mt Isa is the armpit of the ass end of anywhere. Anything with a pulse will do.
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    Well if their standards are so low, why not just buy them a flock of sheep?
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    lol that's very funny - I went to Mt.Isa once. It's a long way from any-where full of miners.

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    Most Australian women just aren't pretty. My Dad calls them 'thin lipped, with overly bleached spaghetti hair, and skin that is sun damaged'.

    Yep. Where I live, theres plenty of that. But they all have balloon tits and are therefore 'hot'.


    But hey, the guys aren't much better. Finding the half decent looking one is like a game of 'Wheres Wally?'.

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    A town for ugly women? Somebody pack up Jennifer Aniston and Rumer Willis and Fed-Ex them to Australia.

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    NO, YOU KEEP THEM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes View Post
    Most Australian women just aren't pretty. My Dad calls them 'thin lipped, with overly bleached spaghetti hair, and skin that is sun damaged'.

    Yep. Where I live, theres plenty of that. But they all have balloon tits and are therefore 'hot'.
    So true. It doesn't matter if you have the face of of Tila Tequila's fugly girlfriend - if you're blonde and tanned then you're still uber-hot, according to the the Australian mentality. And if you're not tanned and blonde, you're not hot.

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    ^ interesting...man i would be a total dog there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katerpillar View Post
    So true. It doesn't matter if you have the face of of Tila Tequila's fugly girlfriend - if you're blonde and tanned then you're still uber-hot, according to the the Australian mentality. And if you're not tanned and blonde, you're not hot.
    That seems to be the case in America too, sadly.

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