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    Default Woman goes for leg operation, gets new anus instead

    A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
    The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
    The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
    Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.



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    I hope she rips THEM a new one.

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    i'm sorry, but
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    Ooph! That's gonna suck to have to break in a new one.
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    So they gave her a colostomy bag hole or what????
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    I think they can help "tighten"t things if you are suffering from incontinence, though I could be wrong.

    Unless they removed her colon/anus and gave her a colostomy bag I would think they just did a little nip, tuck, tighten.

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    I know this is supposed to be serious but OMG
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    Quote Originally Posted by KandyKorn View Post
    I know this is supposed to be serious but OMG
    Y'all are so mean. How on earth is it funny that you go in for some serious surgery and some yahoo sews an elastic band into your ass? You know how awful surprise butt sex is, how bad do you think waking up with a sore puckered anus would be?
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    that ass is a deal breaker.
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    My anus is bleeding!!!!!!!!!!

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    She can still get her leg operation in the future, what's so bad about a new anus?

    I'd like to get a new vagina.

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    Didn't she wonder why they marked an x on her anus instead of her leg?
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    I think there's quite a difference between a new vag. and a new anus. You might want a new, clean and shiny, nice a tight vag. But, what does a new anus do to you? Probably just makes things super sore.

    I do feel badly for her, not something I'd want to happen to me.

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    Oh my ribs! I can't stop laughing. I feel bad for laughing as it's a really horrible thing to happen... But going in hospital for a leg operation and coming out with a new anus is just too comical! I hope she's ok though and gets the operation that she originally went in for! What idiots those doctors are!

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    i'm going to hell, but that is so funny. but if it was me? not so funny
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