I don't know about you, but I don't want my food to sing.
Can it play 'I've got you under my skin'?"Comin' through the rye..."
LONDON (Reuters) - Tired of the same old lunch at your
office desk? Help is at hand. A British supermarket is
launching the ultimate life-enhancing snack -- the musical
sandwich.
In a trial certain to be welcomed by the estimated one
million Britons who eat their lunch at their desks each day,
Britain's biggest retailer Tesco will use technology similar to
that used in singing greetings cards to sell musical
sandwiches.
Opening the top of the sandwich box will activate a tiny
sound module that plays a selection of music. This season's
offering will be a medley of Christmas tunes including Jingle
Bells, Santa Claus is Coming to Town and We Wish You a Merry
Christmas.
Tesco Spokesman Jonathan Church said the potential of the
melodic munch was enormous.
"It's designed to provide busy office workers with relaxing
music to make eating lunch at their desks more enjoyable than
ever before," he said, adding that the concept could be easily
adapted for Easter, Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
I don't know about you, but I don't want my food to sing.
Keep passing the open windows.
I bring my own lunch and my CDs![]()
Sorry but I'd feel like a complete arsehole sitting at my desk while my butties sing to me.
I'm sure that everyone sitting around you would appreciate your annoying singing lunch. I can see it now, " For f*** sake, that a***** brought that damn singing sandwich again!"
I'm sure that everyone sitting around you would appreciate your annoying singing lunch. I can see it now, " For f*** sake, that a***** brought that damn singing sandwich again!"
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'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
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