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Old August 22nd, 2007, 03:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Camel Kills Woman After Trying to Rape Her

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.

The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.

On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.

Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/h...ic/6954728.stm
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 03:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I am so trying NOT to find this amusing ... *giggles* and I've failed .....

And now I'm picturing the camel trying to get her pants off ... *snorts*
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 03:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Maybe she had crotchless panties and a skirt on.
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 03:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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well, in that case, she was clearly "asking for it"..
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 03:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Very sad but reminds me of a joke.

One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke.
After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and slipped it over her cigarette.

The other lady asked, "What's that for?"

The first replied, "It's to keep my cigarette dry when I'm outside smoking and it starts to rain."

The second lady said, "That's a pretty crafty idea."


The following day the old lady went to the drugstore to get some condoms. She walked in and told the clerk,

"I'd like some condoms please."

The clerk looked at the old lady, rather baffled at why she would need condoms.

However, he asked, "What brand would you like, Madam?"

The old lady smiled and replied, "I don't care what brand you give me, as long as it fits a Camel."
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 04:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i with you guys-it's funny-but that has to be the worst way to go
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 04:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ugh, thats terrible! i bet it was hot and sticky under there too!!
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 05:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh my goodness! This has to be the craziest story that I have read all week. Let this be a reminder to people about not keeping wild animals, they are too unpredictable.
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Old August 22nd, 2007, 06:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What a horrific way to die. And I'm so evil, 'cause I couldn't keep from giggling.
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Old August 23rd, 2007, 05:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I am going to Hell becasue this has made me chuckle.

I will never look at my daughter's stuffed camel in the same way again. I am sure I can feel it humping my leg, thank god I have a chastity belt on.
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Old August 23rd, 2007, 07:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I was gonna get a camel for my imaginary farm, too. Guess I won't.
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Neuter your pet!!
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Lots of camels in Australia - imported during the 19th century gold rush. I rode one at Uluru (Ayres Rock) a couple of years ago but the sex was lousy I have to say.
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That's a horrible way to die...but I just couldn't help giggling, even though it's not funny!
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Old August 23rd, 2007, 09:20 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I am so glad I could give you all a little giggle.
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