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Old July 19th, 2007, 08:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Teacher 'attacked pupil over Chuckle Brothers jibe'

Teacher 'attacked pupil over Chuckle Brothers jibe'


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Jonathan Burrett: Alleged to have hit pupil over Chuckle Brother jibe

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A teacher irritated by a pupil's taunts that he looked like one of the Chuckle Brothers allegedly snapped and attacked the 13-year-old in front of his classmates.
Jonathan Burrett, 42, had been repeatedly mocked by pupils who thought that, with his moustache and spiky hairstyle, he bore a resemblance to children's comedian Barry Elliot.
A court heard that the supply teacher reacted when a boy sang the theme tune of the TV programme ChuckleVision during a technology class at the comprehensive in Torfaen, South Wales.
In an attempt to get the boy to stop, the prosecution claim father-of-one Burrett repeatedly hit him on the back, leaving him badly bruised.
As the Chuckle Brothers, Barry and Paul Elliot have become a highly-successful comedy partnership.
Their ChuckleVision show has appeared on Children's BBC for the past 20 years and their catchphrase "to me, to you" is a playground favourite. But Cardiff Crown Court heard Burrett failed to see the funny side of the comparison.
Prosecutor Hywel Hughes said: "The boy was told to stop. It is alleged the teacher then grabbed him and hit him four times to the back and then grabbed him by his shirt."
A doctor examined the boy and discovered fingertip-sized bruises on his back.
The boy admitted singing the ChuckleVision tune but said "quite a few" pupils were humming it and he did not know why he was singled out.
One schoolgirl claimed Burrett "got mad".
She said: "The teacher said, 'We've got a funny one here, have we?' He was whacking him on the back at the same time."
The court heard that the boy told Burrett to "**** off" and ran from class. He went to the head and deputy who saw red marks on his neck and back.
Deputy headmistress Edna Fear said: "He did say he had tried to hit the teacher."
When he appeared at court Burrett, of Newport in Gwent, had shaved off his moustache. He pleaded not guilty to assault causing actual bodily harm.
Burrett, a teacher for five years, said the pupils were singing the ChuckleVision tune when they came in. He asked them to be quiet but one continued singing and was rocking on his chair.
The teacher claimed he had asked the boy to stop and gave him a "friendly" pat on the back, then tried to push the chair on to all four legs.
He said: "He swung at me and in one motion removed my arm. He said, 'Get off me you ******. You can't touch me'.
"He was resisting my attempts to put the chair back on the floor. My hands were on the chair. My hands would probably have been touching him." The case continues.

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Old July 19th, 2007, 11:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I call bullshit. just a sue happy society and a kid trying to be an asshole getting a class riled up, making it impossible for anyone to learn anything in the classroom....
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Old July 19th, 2007, 11:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Eh, we had a geography teacher throw one of those desk/chair steel combinations at a kid..
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Old July 19th, 2007, 11:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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WE had a teacher who slammed a kids hand in a door...two fingers came off. And when you look at the pictures, the kid has a point.
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Old July 19th, 2007, 11:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I had an asshole teacher that wouldn't let me use the bathroom and I had a bladder infection, by the time I got out of class (which i finally walked out) I was peeing blood. He met me in the hallway and tried to grab my arm and force me back into class. I ended up hitting him in the end. I didn't get in trouble because my Dr. raised hell with the school. Teacher's can be serious assholes. My mom was a teacher, I know all the mean shit that goes on.
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oooo give us some dirt
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Old July 19th, 2007, 12:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I once had my period in junior high, with deadly cramps. I asked to go to the nurse for both the cramps and because I thought I was going to bleed through my clothes (sorry, men and others). The teacher refused to sign me a pass so I just walked out. He followed, threatening me with everythign under the sun but then the nurse gave him a peice of her mind. Funny how men teachers don't get what it's like being 13 years old with bad cramps.
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Old July 19th, 2007, 01:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think there are plenty more cases against the asshole students than the asshole teacher... they both exist and it's just a matter of figuring out which is which in this case. I mean, if the teacher were "pounding" him on the back, wouldn't the bruises be bigger than "fingertip sized"?
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If a teacher hit my kid and left any kind of mark on him or not, I'd beat the living crap out of him. What a complete fucktard to hit someone smaller than him because he can't take the joking. Call the parents, give him detention, do whatever but fucking hit him? What a fucking brainiac he must be...a real credit to the teaching profession.
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that's just it. there doesn't seem to be a whole lotta evidence that the teacher did that.
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I think the other students backed up the story. This guy needs to get out more, perhaps have a glass of whiskey. Maybe he just gave up smoking?
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of course, it couldn't possibly be the students. not the one who admitted to trying to hit the teacher to the headmistress - not "hit him back", but "hit him". kids have zero responsibility for anything anymore.
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Oh, I don't know. Just hearing a few of the stories around here, I think we can safely assume that there are nutter teachers around. And those are just the really bad ones. Don't you remember the ones who took perverse and sick pleasure in making kids feel bad? Or the ones who played favorites? There are alot of great teachers out there but there are also alot who shouldn't be allowed around kids under any circumstances. I had a few of both and quite frankly, I have no problem with the trouble I got into a few times for having a go at them (verbally) since I should have known better than to be disresepctful but I still think the wankers deseved to e brought down a bit. I really dislike teachers who use thier power over kids. They suck huge wads.
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there are equally bad kids, ill raised by morons, who know teachers are powerless and that even if they are somehow disciplined their parents will rush to their defence, screaming 'lawsuit! lawsuit!"
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There are bad ones on both sides. I can't imagine teaching - I'd beat the shit outta kids on a regular basis. Mouthy little fuckers, some of them.
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