Bill O'Reilly still a prat.

buttmunch · November 18th, 2005, 11:35 AM

Bill O'Reilly appreciates the mind of Fox News legal analyst Lis Wiehl — and don't get him started on her body.

Liberal watchdogs at Media Matters are agog over O'Reilly's on-air ogling of the Harvard-educated law prof.

On his Nov. 3 radio broadcast, O'Reilly called for a "full-body search" of Wiehl, adding that "she asked for it." On Oct. 26, he asked Wiehl to protest outside CBS studios in a bikini. On Nov. 10, discussing an executive who spent $250,000 in one night at a strip club, he told Wiehl "it might be worth learning how" to dance for a $10,000 tip, adding, "You're a good-looking girl. I mean, if you haven't seen Lis on TV, she's a good-looking blond."

It's the sort of language that former O'Reilly producer Andrea Mackris might have cited in that lawsuit she filed against him last year. But a Fox News spokesman tells us: "Lis was not offended at all."

California Rep. Nancy Pelosi did take umbrage when O'Reilly called for terrorists to "go ahead" and blow San Francisco off the map. O'Reilly says he was joking. Says Pelosi: "The American people know what's funny and what's not."

Last night, O'Reilly ran a picture of the congresswoman on his show and compared her with the Wicked Witch of the West. "Look at the woman's face," he said. "I thought flying monkeys were going to attack me on the way home."

Guess he prefers looking at Lis.

Grimmlok · November 18th, 2005, 11:37 AM

If i shoot him in the face with a .45, would America find that funny? I know I would, so that's what matters.

Look, I'm thinking like OReilly!

buttmunch · November 18th, 2005, 11:45 AM

Let's all think like Big Bill! How about we just chop New England off and leave it to float out to sea...because after all, that's where all the leftie, commie types of the jewish persuasion live anyway!

Sojiita · November 19th, 2005, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

If i shoot him in the face with a .45, would America find that funny? I know I would, so that's what matters.

Look, I'm thinking like OReilly!

DO IT GRIMM!!! DO IT! DO IT!..we will hide you and get you safely back over the border

ourmaninBusan · November 19th, 2005, 01:23 AM

Wiehl's response:

"Well Bill, you're still living proof of the Peter Principle."*

A full definition of the "Peter Principle" can be found here.
It basically states that, given enough time, every individual
rises to the level which exceeds his skills. And if your
life proves it to be true, you have already f**ked up or
are in over your head at your current job.

buttmunch · November 19th, 2005, 04:02 PM

Ha! I read an article about this the other day, which said that eventually, if you work hard enough, you will be offered a job that yo uare completely unqualified for but that will give you lots of money, so you'll go for it, even though you know you have no business being there.

KristiB · November 19th, 2005, 04:05 PM

Well if I were Lis I'd feel creeped out!

At the very least it's unprofessional and unethical but I guess it's up to her to file a complaint.

WickedHo · November 19th, 2005, 04:17 PM

What's a prat??

DisruptiveHair · November 19th, 2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

Truly the SHAKESPEARE of our times.

ourmaninBusan · November 20th, 2005, 01:46 AM

Quote:

"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

First Dick Cheney's sister. Now O'Reilly. What's with my
neo-con buddies writing softcore porn?

WickedHo · November 20th, 2005, 01:25 PM

DOES ANBODY KNOW WHAT A PRAT IS?? I'm completely perplexed...

pacific breeze · November 20th, 2005, 01:47 PM

An idiot. You've heard of a pratfall?

It means he's a ridiculous loser who needs to be smacked down, hard. I'd bitchslap him myself, but I'm busy right now.

WickedHo · November 20th, 2005, 02:04 PM

Thanks, PB! Yep, I've heard of pratfalls. I just thought "prat" was a British slang word for idiot or asshole, lol!

ConstanceSpry · November 20th, 2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

"Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

Whoa, that's the worst prose I've read in a long time. Kinda made me nauseous.

Grimmlok · November 20th, 2005, 03:29 PM

ew.. the imagery...*barf*