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    Default Dude with no arms and one leg gives cops the slip

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    Michael Francis Wiley of Florida has no arms and one leg and yet he manages to outrun the cops! MF taught himself how to drive with just his stumps and he's infamous in Pasco County, because he's had his drivers license suspended many times.


    One police officer spotted MF's hot ass getting into the drivers seat of a SUV. When the officer got closer, MF sped off and gave the cops a chase! The cops eventually stopped the chase. HAHA!!!


    That ho should team up with Paris Hilton. They'd make a dynamic duo! Those coppers must feel mighty stupid losing a car chase to a bitch who doesn't have any arms and drives with his stumps!


    Source: Crime News
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    MF taught himself how to drive with just his stumps and he's infamous in Pasco County, because he's had his drivers license suspended many times.

    I bet ebola could come up with something to do with those stumps .. hell it'd probably eat the stumps down to nothing though....
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    At least he didn't let his handicap get him down.

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