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    I'm going to throw North Carolina in as some of the worst drivers in country. Just a note to those NC folk - the left lane is for passing not for driving the same speed as the person in the right lane, which is 5 miles below the speed limit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I'm going to throw North Carolina in as some of the worst drivers in country. Just a note to those NC folk - the left lane is for passing not for driving the same speed as the person in the right lane, which is 5 miles below the speed limit.
    They do that same shit here, and let me tell you the rage that I get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I'm going to throw North Carolina in as some of the worst drivers in country. Just a note to those NC folk - the left lane is for passing not for driving the same speed as the person in the right lane, which is 5 miles below the speed limit.
    Motherfucking TRUE! I fucking hate those NC drivers! GET THE FUCK OVER! I don't carry a gun for this reason, and this reason alone. I'd kill em all.

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    Louisiana ain't much better I think Wal-mart issues the damn driving license's around here
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Louisiana ain't much better I think Wal-mart issues the damn driving license's around here
    Must be all those drive-thru daiquiri stands down there!
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    Hey let's not get crazy, we like the drive-thru daiquiri stands
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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    Must be all those drive-thru daiquiri stands down there!
    I see what you did there, trying to get us in the same time zone as the topic. A valiant effort!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Hey let's not get crazy, we like the drive-thru daiquiri stands
    How do they contravene open-container laws? The paper on the straw? LOL...

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    I see what you did there, trying to get us in the same time zone as the topic. A valiant effort!

    They're everywhere in Louisiana, especially near New Orleans.
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    I'm not sure but I've been told if you get pulled over and the straw is un-taped from the lid then they can give you a ticket. That's why(if I'm not driving) I keep another straw in the vehicle and leave the one taped, taped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Hey let's not get crazy, we like the drive-thru daiquiri stands
    My friend taught at a NO private girls school. On ther way home, her students would drive thru & go home and study. She swears the daiquiri girls made better grades.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    I'm not sure but I've been told if you get pulled over and the straw is un-taped from the lid then they can give you a ticket. That's why(if I'm not driving) I keep another straw in the vehicle and leave the one taped, taped.
    Even if the cup is empty?
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    hell I don't live that far from the place I'm not gonna drink it all that fast lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I'm going to throw North Carolina in as some of the worst drivers in country. Just a note to those NC folk - the left lane is for passing not for driving the same speed as the person in the right lane, which is 5 miles below the speed limit.
    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    They do that same shit here, and let me tell you the rage that I get.
    I'll accept that because we kick and scream about Florida drivers as the worst we see. Rat bastards stopping or driving 10 mph to look at the leaves, riding their brakes down the mountain, or driving up a mountain at 10 mph. Florida drivers act like they've never driven on curves or an incline before.

    And I only do the left lane thing when the driver behind me has pissed me off and wants to drive like a jackass.
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    All will be well if you just get outta my way. I'll wave and smile, you can even laugh at me singing my head off, but stay OUT of the left lane. kthnx
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I'm going to throw North Carolina in as some of the worst drivers in country. Just a note to those NC folk - the left lane is for passing not for driving the same speed as the person in the right lane, which is 5 miles below the speed limit.
    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    They do that same shit here, and let me tell you the rage that I get.
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    Motherfucking TRUE! I fucking hate those NC drivers! GET THE FUCK OVER! I don't carry a gun for this reason, and this reason alone. I'd kill em all.
    ...I rarely stand up for the morons that live in this state...but state law says that the left lane is NOT a passing lane here and can be driven in at any speed until you make everyone else road-ragin' crazy....the biggest morons here get elected and sent to the state capitol to make laws....

    ...but yer all missing the point here about the alcohol drinking kids....DID THEY LEAVE A TIP?.....if not, well, they won't get served next time...thereby solving the problem!!!

    I am a genius....

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