March 15th, 2007, 02:47 PM
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Man grows penis on his arm
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Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.
The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.
The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.
A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”Health Related Infos » Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm
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If your go to the website you will see the penis on his arm.
Ummmmm...I would like to be the judge of whether or not no woman would think the penis is ok. There should be a sex tape like John Wayne Bobbits so that I can judge.
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March 15th, 2007, 03:40 PM
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Wow, that's some sexy shit! 
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March 15th, 2007, 03:53 PM
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Eww, how to you function with a thing flapping around on your arm?  (yes I clicked on the link to view the photo...  )
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March 15th, 2007, 04:05 PM
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Man grows penis on his arm...
I thought it was so he could blow himself!! 
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March 15th, 2007, 04:06 PM
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Yikes! I hope he has some industrial strength cufflinks to hold his sleeve shut.
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March 15th, 2007, 04:28 PM
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If he shook his arm more than three times, would that be considered masturbation?
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March 15th, 2007, 04:32 PM
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I wonder what it looks like with suntan lotion on it!!
Imagine all the fun you could have. It's like a new toy!
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March 15th, 2007, 04:59 PM
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Somewhere John Wayne Bobbit's ears perk up.
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March 15th, 2007, 05:34 PM
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March 15th, 2007, 05:39 PM
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It's too late for me. I clicked. Thank goodness it was not in color. Still trying to figure out why he thinks that women won't notice that it is artificial.
Excuse me while I pump the silicone into my shaft, my love. Yep, 100% natural.
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March 15th, 2007, 05:39 PM
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Why? How bad can it be? I like penises.
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March 15th, 2007, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by greysfang
Why? How bad can it be? I like penises.
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That is like someone saying they like pussies and then showing them that horror show pic of Chynna(Laurie)  .
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March 15th, 2007, 05:44 PM
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So if he brushes his arm against someone, is that sexual assault?
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March 15th, 2007, 06:13 PM
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More penis on arm jokes. More I say!!
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March 15th, 2007, 07:52 PM
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Wowee! Thats a strange combination of freaky and amazing!
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