Man Sues Ex for gluing his genitals

[Morrisonlver]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/04/gen....ap/index.html


GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A Pennsylvanian man sued his ex-girlfriend for more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago.

Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O'Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.

When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

O'Toole allegedly told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile (1.6 kilometer) to a gas station to call for help.

"This was not just some petty domestic squabble," Slaby's attorney Grey Pratt said Wednesday.

O'Toole had pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation, but her ex-boyfriend is now suing for damages.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.

[buttmunch]

I just nearly spit a mouthful of food across the room from the headline alone. Horrible for him but funny for us.

[Tenaj]

I would pay to watch his walk of shame to the gas station!

[buttmunch]

I'd pay to see him wake up and come to the slow realization of what had been done to him. Imagine if he had to take a crap?

[barbiedoll25]

I heard about this on the VIEW. I'm sorry, but how sound of a sleeper is this guy?!? I would wake up if I felt someone feeling around down there!

[Mr. Authority]

Damn I hope the guy found some way to wipe of the glue. I know I'd be misreable with my nuts super glued to my leg.

But at least the guy is lucky that his ex was'nt psycho enough to actually cut off his dick.