Fake breasts subject to "further inspection" at airports!

[twitchy]

The TSA’s changes to the complete liquid ban may require persons with augmented breasts (or other body parts) to comply with further inspections at security checkpoints. Excerpts from the TSA bulletin effective Sept 26, 2006:

In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted…

• Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and…

… items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.
http://www.travelgearblog.com/archiv...-airports.html

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In other news pervs applying for airport screening jobs in record numbers.

[Elvira]

I never thought of it before but it's certainly possible. I wonder how
they'll be able to to tell if someones boobs appear suspicious.

[buttmunch]

Exactly. How are they going to tell if boobs are real or fake? I have rather large boobs and I suppose some might think they aren't real but they are and if some pervy checkpoint dude thinks he's going to cop himself a quick feel, he has another thing coming.

[crumpet]

Welcome to the land of the free, folks. If a woman has implants it's no one's business but her and her doctor's. It's degrading to have them declare that in front of other passengers. I hope the whole fucking industry goes under, I'm so sick of their shit.