29-year-old virgin looking to lose her cherry before age 30

[buttmunch]

Manhattanite Sarah DiMuro claims she's a 29-year-old virgin, but she wants to lose that exalted status by the time she turns 30.
So she's enlisted the good offices of Jane magazine to help her find the right man for the job - and the deadline is her birthday, Nov. 7.

"I'm a little bit anxious about all of this," the 5-foot-5½ , 108-pound blond told me yesterday over the phone. "I guess this is why my stomach hurts so much. I never went all the way before because I didn't feel right - I just didn't."

The Catholic-raised Rhode Island native - who writes autobiographical humor pieces and does stand-up comedy when she is not fashioning enticing come-ons ("rich and luscious, moist and decadent") for an online bakery - went on: "Recently I just became startlingly aware of the fact that I'm about to turn 30. Some people buy a new car. Some people get their hair cut differently.

"Me, I haven't done so much with my life in terms of social stuff. So this is my adventure - with a kind of scientific method."

DiMuro, who says her first kiss with a boy didn't happen till she was 23, won't discuss her sexual experiences at the all-female Smith College ("What happens at Smith stays at Smith"), but has signed a legal document attesting to her chaste condition.

As for a medical exam to verify her claim, "I would be totally willing, I would be thrilled, actually," she said. "Well, don't say 'thrilled.' Say I would be comfortable with that kind of evidence."

Predictably, DiMuro's unusual quest has proved a PR bonanza for both herself and the women's mag - which will publish her blog about the multifarious blind dates and her progress,if any, from first base to home plate.

The television show "The Insider" planned to have a camera crew on hand for DiMuro's first date last night with an unidentified "fiction writer," and I hear the "Today" show is also considering a segment.

"All this attention freaks me out," she insisted.

Let's just hope it doesn't cause performance anxiety.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-375434c.html


What an idiot. What guy would want to deflower this absolute publicity whore. Wait a sec...probably alot of guys these days. I forgot which century I'm living in.

[GoldFingers]

I would put money on her not actually being a virgin.

This whole thing seems like a complete and utter desperate cry for attention. I sincerely hope nobody replies to this appalling publicity stunt. Unfortunately, as Buttmunch pointed out, I’m sure there will be plenty of equally fame greedy males out there who will jump at the chance.

What makes me cringe the most is her total lack of dignity and self respect.

[MrsMarsters]

virgin..right...so then why is she so eager to lose it to annyone?

[buttmunch]

What makes me cringe the most is her total lack of dignity and self respect.

I couldn't agree more. I guess she figures she got the writing gig and a bunch of publicity so if her writing is up to scratch, maybe she'll carve a career out of it. But somehow, I don't think so. Who wants to hire the woman who started her career by losing her virginity? Sure, lots of people have done it (see Jessica Simpleton) but they don't advertise it worldwide. Dumb twat.

[DitaPage*]

Lisa Kudrow was a virgin past 30; she was saving herself for marriage- she was about 31. And I know of a man who lost his virginity at 40! The real 40 year old virgin, haha.

Such a big deal is made out of nothing.

[Grimmlok]

I hope her first time sucks

[ourmaninBusan]

The real guy who gets her will probably be a 'bounder,' like that British guy
on Seinfeld who dated Elaine: disrespectful to the max.

BOUNDER: Elaine, I need some money.

ELAINE: OK, hand me my purse, will ya?

BOUNDER: Oh, there's nothing in there, I checked.

(Elaine looks at him, flabbergasted.)

[buttmunch]

Lisa Kudrow saved herself for marriage and didn't marry until after the age of 30? No wonder she seems like such a bitch.

[AliceInWonderland]

^ YikEs! & OUCH!!!!!!!!!

[tictac]

I hope she gets an STD and knocked up.

[Lobelia]

I hope her first time sucks

The odds are in your favor.

[DitaPage*]

unless she has some incredible sex, shes going to be pissed off she waited so long for nothing. She should have one of my ex boyfriends...

[pacific breeze]

There is just no such thing as keeping anything to yourself any more. Everything is too much fucking information.

[Pandora]

I can't believe at all the stupidity I just read. Just exactly how STUPID can a person get? Can it get any worse?

This way, the only way she'll get deflowered before 30 is with a dildo.

[LynnieD]

Someone sounds frigid.