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Thread: NSFW: Man needs surgery after carving himself an 18" Yucca dildo

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    Default NSFW: Man needs surgery after carving himself an 18" Yucca dildo

    Man has re-constructive surgery on his intestines after carving an 18-inch yuca plant into the shape of a penis and using it as a sex toy


    • Costa Rican, 55, in emergency surgery after sexual experiment
    • He had carved a 18-inch cassava root into a the shape of a penis
    • The man had used the root as a sex toy, after which it got stuck
    • Medics at San Jose hospital performed re constructive surgery



    A Costa Rican man found himself in need of emergency surgery after he took his needs for sexual kicks too far.
    Medics at San Juan de Dios Hospital in the capital San Jose were shocked to find an 18-inch cassava root in the man's anal cavity.
    The 55-year-old had carved the root into a phallic shape and used the cassava as a sex toy, local news reports.


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    Risky game: The 55-year-old man had an 18-inch long, three-inch thick, cassava root, carved into a phallic shape, stuck in a his anal cavity

    The unnamed man had voluntarily inserted the 18-inch root, which had an estimated girth of more than three inches, in his anus,
    He had to be rushed to hospital after one of the two condoms he had used on the cassava broke inside him, News.co.cz reports.

    Doctors had to perform some reconstructive procedures on the man's anus and intestines, but as the rectum was not perforated, the man is expected to make a full recovery.
    Staff at the San Juan de Dios Hospital said the man is currently in stable condition.
    Cassava root, also known as yuca, is a starchy root which is common in South America, where is is used as a stable carb.
    The starch derived from the cassava is also known as tapioca, used all over the world as a thickening agent, in desserts such as tapioca pudding, and in the popular Asian 'bubble tea' drink.
    Coincidentally, the American Cancer Society warns that those with a latex rubber allergy may suffer a reaction to the plant and should avoid eating cassava or tapioca.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz45Aesh2W8

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    18"? Now that my friends, is a real size queen...
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    I'd like to know what sluce thinks...
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    Something heinous in his anus...
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    That's not how I prepare tapioca pudding.
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    What really gets me is he had ample time when carving the thing to realize that this might end badly. This man had a plan, and that plan included an 18" hand-carved yucca. Amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    That's not how I prepare tapioca pudding.
    Next you'll be saying you don't make your sourdough bread without your own thrush yeast. Sheesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    He should open wider. I don't think it's going to fit.

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    at least he had condoms for safe sex
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    ^he really was so close to understanding safe sex. Now at least he knows to add "no risk of impalement/intestinal rupture" to the list.
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