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    Default NSFW - Naked Dancing Woman Shuts Down Highway 290 in Houston

    Look at Texas giving Florida a challenge....


    Naked Dancing Woman Shuts Down Highway 290 in Houston
    Posted: Mar 07, 2016 10:41 AM EST





    HARRIS COUNTY, Texas -- Highway 290 westbound is shut down at Huffmeister due to a crash and a disturbance involving a woman dancing on top of a big rig.

    Houston TranStar cameras show the woman is not wearing any clothes, which is slowing eastbound/inbound traffic as well.

    Houston TranStar reports the crash, involving three vehicles, occurred just before 9 a.m.

    It's unknown why the woman is dancing, but deputies have arrived at the scene to take her into custody.
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    So this is WTF Mel is up to these days. Raggedy.
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    She was the Dancing Queen!
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    Oh God...I read this as "Naked Dancing Woman SHITS Down Highway..."....
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    Bet it was the best time of her life


    *sings Dancing Queen
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    I've had dancing queen in my head all morning, before I even read this.
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    Come on down now, hiney dancer
    You shut down a stretch of highway
    We'll wrap you up in sheets of linen
    You had a busy day today

    Come on down now, hiney dancer
    We're seein' too much thighway
    We'll call your next of kin 'n
    Clearly you are cray
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    This is hilarious or terribly sad. I'm wondering if she's drunk, high or mentally ill.
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    Could be the next bath salts which is called flakka, not to be confused with flaca, which she is not.
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    ^And Shellee would know.
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    i was gonna say shellee but wrong state and she's hotter than that.
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    No way it's Mel. She has great hair and tits, and this lady - no so much.
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    i didn't even think of mel because her raggedy ass abandoned us so i'm pretending i forgot she existed until she gets her ass back here.
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    Mel who?
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    That highway didn't get shut down, it got turnt up.
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