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    Default Montana lawmaker wants to ban male nipples, yoga pants and beige clothing

    Montana lawmaker wants to expand indecent exposure law to include male nipples

    Posted: Feb 11, 2015 5:01 PM ESTUpdated: Feb 11, 2015 5:53 PM ESTBy Cecelia Hanley


    Rep. David Moore wants to expand the state's indecent exposure law after a group of naked bicyclists rode through Missoula. (Source: BallotPedia/David Moore)

    (RNN) A legislator in Montana wants to expand the state's indecent exposure law to ban both male and female nipple exposure and outlaw clothing that "gives the appearance or simulates" a person's buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple.

    Republican Rep. David Moore, of Missoula, proposed the bill in reaction to a group of naked bicyclists who pedaled through Missoula in August 2014.

    His bill would also ban tight-fitting beige clothing, and he has strong feelings about yoga pants of any color.

    "Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway," Moore said after the House Judiciary Committee meeting.

    He opposes men's fashion he finds salacious as well: he thinks guys wearing Speedo-type swimsuits in public should be subject to arrest.

    Moore told the Associated Press that law enforcement should use their discretion on when to arrest people for wearing clothing that would violate the law.

    In Montana, a first-time offense of indecent exposure carries a fine of up to $500 and six months in jail; a second offense could cost the offender $1,000 or one year in jail.

    A three-time offender could get life in jail and a possible $10,000 fine. However, to drum up support for his bill, he's offered to limit three-time offenders to only a five-year sentence and a $5,000 fine.

    "I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices," Hill said. "I believe this bill is written preserving that reputation."

    Source: Montana lawmaker wants to expand indecent exposure law to includ - Hawaii News Now - KGMB and KHNL

    And I want to ban double denim.

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    I want to ban people like him. And I have about as much chance of doing THAT as he does of banning yoga pants and men's nipples.
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    Dude, for the love of all things holy please get laid.
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    I'm cool with the ban on beige and Speedos

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    Well THANK GOD somebody has his priorities straight. (insert massive rolleyes here)

    I'm on board with beige anything, except shoes, but fer the love...

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    This guy has more problems than we can even solve on here.
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    he's rocking the denim on denim look without the faintest trace of irony. not that he knows what irony is anyway.
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    This guy is infuriating. The bike ride mentioned in the article is the WNBR (world naked bike ride) which is a non-sexual worldwide protest ride to bring attention to alternative energy. And he would ban guys being shirtless, too, which has probably been legal in Montana since it was settled by the original Native Americans. What a freaking tool.

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    Just wear pasties next time you ride nude through Montana.
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    Where's that Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians thread when you need it?
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    ^^^^
    is it long enough to start a part 2?
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    ^ Ooh, I'll check!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    Where's that Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians thread when you need it?
    you know who he reminds me of? kelly's lesbian aunt susan:

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    ^ Did not know that was a thing. My day is now complete.
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    That's awesome Sputnik!

    Who needs oysters etc.. 'Aunt Susan's' sweet song of love, is the only aphrodisiac one needs to get in the mood... haha i LOVE it.

    Oh and David Moore.. there are no words that can fully describe this strange uptight critter.. holy crap!

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